The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Mr. DS]

Bert isn't gay but I think Ernie is. 

[Joe the Destroyer]

I remembered an old conversation with an ex-girlfriend before we dated. 

Her: What did you do today?

Me: Oh, went to Auntie's Bookstore.  Bought a nonfiction book called The Chinese Dynasties. 

Her: Oh, wow.  What's that about?

...

Yeah, I pounded my head on the desk, too. 

[meQal]

Why do some people think that the smoke detector is the key timer to knowing when dinner is ready?

[ghouck]

Amy Winehouse is a complete mess.

[schmendrik]

Amy Winehouse is a complete mess.

I never even heard of her till I heard someone talking about this site:

http://www.whenwillamywinehousedie.com/

I'm still mad at John Belushi for self-destructing. Hell, at Jim Morrison too.

[Mr. DS]

I like coffee I like tea...

[Jack]

Amy Winehouse is a complete mess.

I never even heard of her till I heard someone talking about this site:

http://www.whenwillamywinehousedie.com/

I'm still mad at John Belushi for self-destructing. Hell, at Jim Morrison too.

That site's hilarious!

She simply looks like a cat's a$$hole before it's been dewormed.

Even a pool to guess the day she'll die, and win an iPod.  I suppose some people would think that's wrong, but not me 

[BTM]

Come to think of it, even though the economy is really bad, has anyone heard of any GOVERNMENT workers losing their jobs? 

[Doggett]

Come to think of it, even though the economy is really bad, has anyone heard of any GOVERNMENT workers losing their jobs? 

The Icelandic government has gone down the toilet...

[Psycho Circus]

Why are Tokyo Blade albums so darn expensive?

[Doggett]

Amy Winehouse is a complete mess.

Due to level of her substance abuse, junkies can now inject Amy into their veins...

[ghouck]

Come to think of it, even though the economy is really bad, has anyone heard of any GOVERNMENT workers losing their jobs? 

They are here, plus a hiring freeze so anyone that quits or retires causes a position to disappear.

[CaptnTripps]

Come to think of it, even though the economy is really bad, has anyone heard of any GOVERNMENT workers losing their jobs? 

They are here, plus a hiring freeze so anyone that quits or retires causes a position to disappear.

Theres a state hiring freeze here in NM as well, and they are finding anyway to cut back on the budget at work, even decreasing portion size on the the inmates food, which they know makes things dangerous for us. They are trying to change my 20- year retirement to a 25 year retirement, and have frozen all promotions to sargeant. Myt thoughts....it sucks.

[schmendrik]

Come to think of it, even though the economy is really bad, has anyone heard of any GOVERNMENT workers losing their jobs? 

Not sure about the federal government (well, unless you count political appointees). But as others have pointed out, state and local governments are really hurting and cutting back on employees, even critical things like police. The stimulus bill has money specifically for police and in at least one case (Columbus, Ohio) that is being used to offset cutbacks that were going to happen.

[LilCerberus]

Come to think of it, even though the economy is really bad, has anyone heard of any GOVERNMENT workers losing their jobs? 

Early last year, the Richmond 911 Offices had to put out this big time hiring ad campaign due to a shortage of qualified operators. A few months later the Petersburg 911 Offices axed a hefty portion of their operators.

Years ago, I turned down a job offer from the DGSC in Bensly to do janitorial work because they were on the list of base closures, but they're still there.

I've tried several times to work for the post office, but I keep failing the aptitude test.