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Doggett

#1425
March 11, 2009, 07:22:09 PM
Quote from: Circus_Circus on March 11, 2009, 05:07:39 PM
Quote from: doggett on March 11, 2009, 04:51:23 PM
Quote from: Circus_Circus on March 11, 2009, 04:45:26 PM
Well, there goes another person from my life... :bluesad:

Someone's dead ?
They dumped you ?
You just totally blew it with some chick ?

A chick I've wanted to date for nearly 5 years, has completely disappeared and I have no way of contacting her!

Man, reminds me of the hot russian woman who worked at McDonalds. Oh, man, she was so hot ! And that accent of hers...dreamy...
She was like the chick in GoldenEye, except younger and with red hair. Then, one day, she was gone. My heart was broken.

She was outta my league, but I like to dream that maybe I could've stood a chance.

*sigh*

Maybe she was the one.
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

LilCerberus

#1426
March 11, 2009, 09:46:27 PM
If I were a pin, I would be in your face.  :bouncegiggle:
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

LilCerberus

#1427
March 12, 2009, 01:30:47 AM
If "Mother knows best", then why is there always that one birthday/Christmas gift that she always screws up, or that one item on the grocery list she gets wrong, or that one person whose strangely simple name she mispronounces grossly with irritating consistency, or that one sock she can never find? :question:
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

LilCerberus

#1428
March 12, 2009, 01:36:46 AM
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Jack

#1429
March 12, 2009, 09:29:21 AM
Quote from: Circus_Circus on March 11, 2009, 05:07:39 PM
A chick I've wanted to date for nearly 5 years, has completely disappeared and I have no way of contacting her!

There's always a lesson to be learned from life's little tragedies.  Next time you meet a girl you want to date, make a point of asking her out sometime within the first FOUR years.

If you guys need any more relationship advice, I'm always here  :teddyr:
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Psycho Circus

#1430
March 12, 2009, 12:16:03 PM
Quote from: Jack on March 12, 2009, 09:29:21 AM
Quote from: Circus_Circus on March 11, 2009, 05:07:39 PM
A chick I've wanted to date for nearly 5 years, has completely disappeared and I have no way of contacting her!

There's always a lesson to be learned from life's little tragedies.  Next time you meet a girl you want to date, make a point of asking her out sometime within the first FOUR years.

If you guys need any more relationship advice, I'm always here  :teddyr:

:bouncegiggle: Jacky, baby, I did. But she turned me down. She'd actually asked me first, but I'd blown her out. It's a looooong story. I'm an idiot.

BTM

#1431
March 12, 2009, 02:55:17 PM
Quote from: Jack on March 12, 2009, 09:29:21 AM
There's always a lesson to be learned from life's little tragedies.  Next time you meet a girl you want to date, make a point of asking her out sometime within the first FOUR years.

If you guys need any more relationship advice, I'm always here  :teddyr:

All the girls I know come in three "Uns": unavailable, uninterested, uninteresting.  (And sometimes I get desperate, so you really gotta scrap the barrel to hit number three. As in, "She was a nice girl, but I had trouble getting past her beard...")
"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss

Psycho Circus

#1432
March 12, 2009, 03:38:24 PM
They're playing "Crazy, Crazy Nights" by KISS at half time in the Manchester City game!  :smile:

ghouck

#1433
March 12, 2009, 04:51:22 PM
How'd the rumor that Gene Simmons got electrocuted get started back in the late 70's?
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Psycho Circus

#1434
March 12, 2009, 04:53:07 PM
Quote from: ghouck on March 12, 2009, 04:51:22 PM
How'd the rumor that Gene Simmons got electrocuted get started back in the late 70's?

It was Ace wasn't it? That's why he wrote "Shock Me". I've never heard of Gene gettin' zapped with the juice.  :question:

LilCerberus

#1435
March 12, 2009, 09:52:23 PM
Indian Summer...
My aching perspective...
My intestines boil with apathy...

Every time I see an ad for Lexus, I think "nose".
I always thought the logo looked like somebody's nose.
It's gotten so that I keep expecting the announcer to say "The all new, 2009 Nose".

I can't decide if this beard I've grown makes me look like Abe Lincoln, HellBoy, or a mime out of uniform... Or that guy you see on a box of fish sticks.

I need to eat something.
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

ghouck

#1436
March 12, 2009, 11:20:43 PM
I wanted to sing the "I'm too sexy for my. . " song, but I can't think of ANYTHING that I'm too sexy for. Bummer, eh?
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

ghouck

#1437
March 12, 2009, 11:22:55 PM
Quote from: Circus_Circus on March 12, 2009, 04:53:07 PM
Quote from: ghouck on March 12, 2009, 04:51:22 PM
How'd the rumor that Gene Simmons got electrocuted get started back in the late 70's?

It was Ace wasn't it? That's why he wrote "Shock Me". I've never heard of Gene gettin' zapped with the juice.  :question:

I remember it being Gene, one variation was that his tongue was somehow what got shocked, but altogether it was Gene that people were talking about where I was.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

LilCerberus

#1438
March 13, 2009, 12:37:34 AM
Quote from: ghouck on March 12, 2009, 11:20:43 PM
I wanted to sing the "I'm too sexy for my. . " song, but I can't think of ANYTHING that I'm too sexy for. Bummer, eh?

You think you've got problems?
I'm God's gift to women, but women, apparently, aren't that religious.

Too sexy for my comb...
Too sexy for my shaving razor...
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Saucerman

#1439
March 13, 2009, 08:21:42 AM
The line between "amount of alcohol needed for women to find me physically attractive" and "amount of alcohol a woman would have to consume to die of sudden and immediate liver failure" is fine enough to require an electron microscope to view. 
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