The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Jack]

I just found out that they've computed the value of pi to the one quadrillionth digit.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PiHex

I don't know why they did that, but I'm sure it must be important 

[Saucerman]

I need to buy more bologna before the goblins come for me.  My current package is down to it's last four slices. 

[Doggett]

I feel relief. 

[LilCerberus]

Been burning the candle at both ends the last three weeks.

In that time, I've learned that the principal of having a job, doing it, & getting paid for it will never lose it's allure, but there's nothing quite like a little really, really hard work, followed by other people's food. 

[ER]

This morning after we got back from shopping I didn't quite have the chutzpah to decline her exuberant invitation but it felt really, really awkward sitting there watching my friend's video of her son being born last month. It wasn't what you'd call "edited" and she was making noises few humans have ever made before. Then afterward she offered me salsa and nachos and I was like, "Aw, thanks but I'm not hungry."

Man.

[Doggett]

This morning after we got back from shopping I didn't quite have the chutzpah to decline her exuberant invitation but it felt really, really awkward sitting there watching my friend's video of her son being born last month. It wasn't what you'd call "edited" and she was making noises few humans have ever made before. Then afterward she offered me salsa and nachos and I was like, "Aw, thanks but I'm not hungry."

Man.

Birthing videos are gross.

There are some places where you don't want to see a human face sticking out...

[Sister Grace]

This morning after we got back from shopping I didn't quite have the chutzpah to decline her exuberant invitation but it felt really, really awkward sitting there watching my friend's video of her son being born last month. It wasn't what you'd call "edited" and she was making noises few humans have ever made before. Then afterward she offered me salsa and nachos and I was like, "Aw, thanks but I'm not hungry."

Man.

When i had my daughter, the people at the hospital offered to video tape it for me. I was like "Are you kidding? I don't even wanna see that..." 
My friend's wife taped hers, and so far i've been able to avoid watching it...

[Doggett]

This morning after we got back from shopping I didn't quite have the chutzpah to decline her exuberant invitation but it felt really, really awkward sitting there watching my friend's video of her son being born last month. It wasn't what you'd call "edited" and she was making noises few humans have ever made before. Then afterward she offered me salsa and nachos and I was like, "Aw, thanks but I'm not hungry."

Man.

When i had my daughter, the people at the hospital offered to video tape it for me. I was like "Are you kidding? I don't even wanna see that..." 
My friend's wife taped hers, and so far i've been able to avoid watching it...

Someones got brains...

[Rev. Powell]

I wonder what the world record is for length of time after returning from the grocery store before realizing there was something you need you forgot to get?  I made it 15 minutes once.

[Psycho Circus]

Smirnoff vodka bottles are too thick to do any damage to the wrists. 

[Cthulhu]

Smirnoff vodka bottles are too thick to do any damage to the wrists. 

Umm, whose wrists were you trying to hurt?   

[Doggett]

If you haven't seen Star Trek yet...

WHAT THE FREAK ARE YOU DOING !!!!!!!
GET YOUR ARSE DOWN TO THE CINEMA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Doggett]

I've just discovered "Twihards"...




AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ER]

Today's rant about human priorities:

It always amazes me when a disaster of some sort strikes and there is more of an outpouring of good will toward the animals affected than is aimed at the human victims.

Back in the '90's a woman was killed by a cougar while jogging in a park in California, a single mother who left a young daughter behind. Friends began a trust fund for the orphaned child that received some slight contributions, but the kittens of the cougar who was shot by park rangers received many times that amount, all given by the local community.

Then the other day I was reading Paul Theroux's The Kingdom By The Sea, his 1983 account of walking the length of Britain's coast, and I came across a story on page eighty-nine wherein he quoted a Daily Telegraph story of an Ulster family, the Hylands, whose two teenage daughters were dragged out in the middle of the night, tortured by the IRA, tarred and feathered in front of neighbors (the standard punishment for Catholic girls who date Protestant boys) and this poor family fled from their home with nothing but the clothes on their back, leaving behind everything they possessed ...including a dog.

The next day the newspaper was flooded with calls from concerned citizens eager to lend their help to...the poor abandoned dog.

I give up, lol.

[Doggett]

Don't go onto the politics board on the imdb.