The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[ghouck]

If I had a boat I'd eat it.

But would you eat the little man in the boat?

I'd fling him in the trash, but then someone would whine at me; "Oh, there's starving kids in Africa you know!?".  

Myself and some of the older male members here need to sit you down for "The Talk" 

[Rev. Powell]

If I had a boat I'd eat it.

But would you eat the little man in the boat?

I'd fling him in the trash, but then someone would whine at me; "Oh, there's starving kids in Africa you know!?".  

Myself and some of the older male members here need to sit you down for "The Talk" 

Leave my old male member out of your discussions, please!

[ghouck]

Leave my old male member out of your discussions, please!

Sure, , everybody else does. 

[Rev. Powell]

Leave my old male member out of your discussions, please!

Sure, , everybody else does. 

I apologize, I phrased that badly.  I should have said, "leave Rev. Powell's old male member out of it!" in which case you could have responded, "That's what she said!"  My bad.

[Psycho Circus]

I'm seriously thinking of haunting a local pond/wooded area nearby, maybe murder some people too. It's a bit like the 'ol Derry standpipe in Maine. Hmmm......

[schmendrik]

If I had a boat I'd eat it.

But would you eat the little man in the boat?

I'd fling him in the trash, but then someone would whine at me; "Oh, there's starving kids in Africa you know!?".  

Myself and some of the older male members here need to sit you down for "The Talk" 

Leave my old male member out of your discussions, please!

So far as I know, those things don't talk. Even when they're older. Which is probably a good thing, all things considered...

[schmendrik]

I'm supposed to be hanging pictures right now.

[Jack]

I'll be planting flowers in a few minutes.  Dozens and dozens of beautiful flowers.  Then I'll get to water the damned things every day for the next several months. 

[Mr. DS]

I'm going to a confirmation banquet today...but without going to the confirmation.  I'm happy.   

[ER]

A pervert had lured an eight-year-old boy into his clutches and was taking him deep into the woods after dark when the boy suddenly said, "It sure is scary in here."

To which the pervert replied, "Tell me about it! And I have to walk out of these woods alone..."

[Doggett]

A post from the imdb :

My daughter begged me to see this film. So I let her, considering that it has recieved good word-of-mouth and reveiws. However, I was shocked to see Kirk engaging in promiscuous sex with green-skinned whores.

Not only that, but there was a lot of phallic and sexual innudendo in the film. First of all we have Nero's massive "Drill" which is a metaphor for his large penis, "drilling" a hole in Vulcan, a planet that begins with the letter V, symbolizing Vagina. Then we have Nero injecting his "red matter" an allegory for his semen, into the hole and watching the planet exlpode from sheer and forced delight -- an allegory for an orgasm.

But then the final straw came. How could one forget the ending in which a wheelchaired Captain Pike says, "I am relieved." Well, other than just admitting that he came in his pants, we get to see him in a wheel chair, symbolizing the ass pounding he got from sexy Kirk. This movie is devoid of morals. Devoid. Devoid.

I dragged my daughter out of the theater and told her never to watch anything "Star Trek" related ever again. I told her that I love her. She did not respond.

As I hugged her tightly, and pressed the tips of my fingers into her spine, she jumped a little bit and finally said, with tears in her eyes, "I love you too, Daddy" She them smiled and I took her home.

It's sad to see such a movie being targeted towards the youth of our culture, a culture that is increasingly going down a morally bankrupt sewere. I pity the future for it is filled with nothing more than pornography and promiscuity.


Oh, man...

I'm not sure if he's kidding, I fear not.

I've got to stop goin' on that site. It really gets me down.

Someone show this guy Terror Firmer !

[Dennis]

Yesterday, jury duty seemed like a pain in the neck. I was not called in, so right now the idea of going to work seems like a pain in the neck, and then I thought of my father's favorite saying, "You'd complain if you got hung with a new rope."

[Psycho Circus]

A pervert had lured an eight-year-old boy into his clutches and was taking him deep into the woods after dark when the boy suddenly said, "It sure is scary in here."

To which the pervert replied, "Tell me about it! And I have to walk out of these woods alone..."

That's awesome! 

[Doggett]

I don't swim in your toilet so don't pee in my pool!

[ghouck]

I don't swim in your toilet so don't pee in my pool!

No problem, I'll restrict my bodily functions to bowel movements only while I'm in your pool.