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Started by BTM, January 05, 2008, 10:12:17 PM

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ghouck

Quote from: doggett on June 01, 2009, 04:54:48 AM
Quote from: ghouck on June 01, 2009, 12:21:41 AM
Quote from: doggett on May 31, 2009, 12:30:39 PM


And big 80's hair...and legs...oh, man, those legs...................

I bet EVERY password on doggett's computer is either 'iloveelvira' or 'smeghead'

Well, not every password  :wink:

Well, I'm sure there's that ONE password that is so secret you make it something OPPOSITE of what people would guess by knowing you. You know, the reverse psychology thing. I bet that one is 'elviraisasmeghead'
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

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"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Doggett

Quote from: ghouck on June 01, 2009, 09:47:30 AM
Quote from: doggett on June 01, 2009, 04:54:48 AM
Quote from: ghouck on June 01, 2009, 12:21:41 AM
Quote from: doggett on May 31, 2009, 12:30:39 PM


And big 80's hair...and legs...oh, man, those legs...................

I bet EVERY password on doggett's computer is either 'iloveelvira' or 'smeghead'

Well, not every password  :wink:

Well, I'm sure there's that ONE password that is so secret you make it something OPPOSITE of what people would guess by knowing you. You know, the reverse psychology thing. I bet that one is 'elviraisasmeghead'

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

You get karma for trying...
stop trying to guess them, you might may be more correct with your guesses than you realise.
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

lester1/2jr

I had a dream that I got a massive check for being an extra on "Law and Order" or something.  It was for like 30,000 dollars.

So what do I do with the money?  I get a bunch of people and go "we are going to de-Coke this store!!"  we buy all the Coca Cola in this Walgreens / wal mart type place then bring it over to this work site and store it there,  even these ridiculous 8 liter jug things of Coke. 

yeah man totally worth it.  what a GREAT prank.  now they don't have any coca cola!!

BTM

Quote from: Circus_Circus on May 30, 2009, 07:13:22 AM
I mean, I'm a good tenant, that's had to put up with vandalism, drug dealers and extremely noisy neighbours!  :hatred: :hatred:

Dunno.. are you sure that place is even worth fighting for?
"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss

Psycho Circus

Quote from: BTM on June 01, 2009, 12:18:37 PM
Quote from: Circus_Circus on May 30, 2009, 07:13:22 AM
I mean, I'm a good tenant, that's had to put up with vandalism, drug dealers and extremely noisy neighbours!  :hatred: :hatred:

Dunno.. are you sure that place is even worth fighting for?

No, it's not. But I can't afford anywhere else right now and I can get away with being as loud as I want. Moving is extremely stressful.

Doggett

Quote from: Circus_Circus on June 01, 2009, 12:20:00 PM
Quote from: BTM on June 01, 2009, 12:18:37 PM
Quote from: Circus_Circus on May 30, 2009, 07:13:22 AM
I mean, I'm a good tenant, that's had to put up with vandalism, drug dealers and extremely noisy neighbours!  :hatred: :hatred:

Dunno.. are you sure that place is even worth fighting for?

No, it's not. But I can't afford anywhere else right now and I can get away with being as loud as I want. Moving is extremely stressful.

It's even more stressful than homelessness !

                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

ghouck

#2031
Quote from: doggett on June 01, 2009, 09:57:26 AM
Quote from: ghouck on June 01, 2009, 09:47:30 AM
Quote from: doggett on June 01, 2009, 04:54:48 AM
Quote from: ghouck on June 01, 2009, 12:21:41 AM
Quote from: doggett on May 31, 2009, 12:30:39 PM


And big 80's hair...and legs...oh, man, those legs...................

I bet EVERY password on doggett's computer is either 'iloveelvira' or 'smeghead'


Well, not every password  :wink:

Well, I'm sure there's that ONE password that is so secret you make it something OPPOSITE of what people would guess by knowing you. You know, the reverse psychology thing. I bet that one is 'elviraisasmeghead'

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

You get karma for trying...
stop trying to guess them, you might may be more correct with your guesses than you realise.

It's OK, everyone already knows your password is "iwanttobejustlikeghouckwhenigrowup"
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Doggett

#2032
Quote from: ghouck on June 01, 2009, 11:10:47 PM
Quote from: doggett on June 01, 2009, 09:57:26 AM
Quote from: ghouck on June 01, 2009, 09:47:30 AM
Quote from: doggett on June 01, 2009, 04:54:48 AM
Quote from: ghouck on June 01, 2009, 12:21:41 AM
Quote from: doggett on May 31, 2009, 12:30:39 PM


And big 80's hair...and legs...oh, man, those legs...................

I bet EVERY password on doggett's computer is either 'iloveelvira' or 'smeghead'


Well, not every password  :wink:

Well, I'm sure there's that ONE password that is so secret you make it something OPPOSITE of what people would guess by knowing you. You know, the reverse psychology thing. I bet that one is 'elviraisasmeghead'

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

You get karma for trying...
stop trying to guess them, you might may be more correct with your guesses than you realise.

It's OK, everyone already knows your password is "iwanttobejustlikeghouckwhenigrowup"

Ghouck, I didn't want to be the one to tell you this...but we're long lost brothers. Seperated at birth and went on to live totally different lives. The film "Twins" is based on us.  :wink:
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Paquita

There's a spider in the bathroom and my husband won't be home for 3 hours!  I know its in there fantasizing about leaping onto my face, crawling up my nose and laying eggs in my brain so when they hatch little baby spiders are going to come scurrying out of my eye sockets.  I put a cat in there with it, but I'm afraid to check in there and see a dead cat dangling from the ceiling in webs.

Doggett

Quote from: Paquita on June 02, 2009, 01:12:23 PM
There's a spider in the bathroom and my husband won't be home for 3 hours!  I know its in there fantasizing about leaping onto my face, crawling up my nose and laying eggs in my brain so when they hatch little baby spiders are going to come scurrying out of my eye sockets.  I put a cat in there with it, but I'm afraid to check in there and see a dead cat dangling from the ceiling in webs.

The spider will lay eggs on the cat so the next time you hug it, you'll get itty bitty spider eggs on your skin that'll hatch and you'll then be eaten alive by the little blighters !

:bluesad:

We'll miss you.
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Psycho Circus

Quote from: doggett on June 01, 2009, 12:21:08 PM
Quote from: Circus_Circus on June 01, 2009, 12:20:00 PM
Quote from: BTM on June 01, 2009, 12:18:37 PM
Quote from: Circus_Circus on May 30, 2009, 07:13:22 AM
I mean, I'm a good tenant, that's had to put up with vandalism, drug dealers and extremely noisy neighbours!  :hatred: :hatred:

Dunno.. are you sure that place is even worth fighting for?

No, it's not. But I can't afford anywhere else right now and I can get away with being as loud as I want. Moving is extremely stressful.

It's even more stressful than homelessness !

There's no stress involved in being on the street. It was just survival at that point, knowing I couldn't go any lower.

Wortcov

Quote from: Circus_Circus on June 02, 2009, 02:14:05 PM
There's no stress involved in being on the street. It was just survival at that point, knowing I couldn't go any lower.
how about living in the sewers?

ghouck

Quote from: Paquita on June 02, 2009, 01:12:23 PM
There's a spider in the bathroom and my husband won't be home for 3 hours!  I know its in there fantasizing about leaping onto my face, crawling up my nose and laying eggs in my brain so when they hatch little baby spiders are going to come scurrying out of my eye sockets.  I put a cat in there with it, but I'm afraid to check in there and see a dead cat dangling from the ceiling in webs.

Spray it with hairspray: It might not kill it right away, but it will sure slow it down a bunch. You need some makeshift armor for this type of attack, a saucepan for a helmet, a garbage can lid makes a good shield, duct-tape some pillows to your limbs and torso. You just gotta go kick some spider ass. . 
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Mr. DS

Quote from: Paquita on June 02, 2009, 01:12:23 PM
There's a spider in the bathroom and my husband won't be home for 3 hours!  I know its in there fantasizing about leaping onto my face, crawling up my nose and laying eggs in my brain so when they hatch little baby spiders are going to come scurrying out of my eye sockets.  I put a cat in there with it, but I'm afraid to check in there and see a dead cat dangling from the ceiling in webs.
I'm currently en route with a shotgun.  Hold on Paquita, hold on. 
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Psycho Circus

Quote from: Paquita on June 02, 2009, 01:12:23 PM
There's a spider in the bathroom and my husband won't be home for 3 hours!  I know its in there fantasizing about leaping onto my face, crawling up my nose and laying eggs in my brain so when they hatch little baby spiders are going to come scurrying out of my eye sockets.  I put a cat in there with it, but I'm afraid to check in there and see a dead cat dangling from the ceiling in webs.

I'll eat it...