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Started by BTM, January 05, 2008, 10:12:17 PM

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ghouck

Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Jack

Speaking of spiders, I had a cricket in the basement so I sprayed a bunch of Raid around down there.  The next morning I found the cricket, still twitching.  The death twitch.  Raid is like very slow acting nerve gas for bugs.  I guess that will teach him for annoying me with his chirping  :teddyr:
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

ER

"To fear nothing, to desire nothing, is to be free."
--Buddhist proverb


I want to find out if that's true but I'm afraid I wouldn't like it.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Paquita

Spider update!  The cat lived; I don't know where the spider is - it's not safe in the bathroom.

I didn't have any hairspray to use, but I did contemplate squirting lotion or shaving cream at it, but was afraid of seeing a dollop of foam with legs jumping at me.  I have donned elaborate home-made armor to combat bugs before, mostly comprised of upside-down laundry basket helmets, umbrellas, sheets, rubber gloves and/or tin foil hats.

Quote from: Jack on June 04, 2009, 06:31:22 AM
Speaking of spiders, I had a cricket in the basement so I sprayed a bunch of Raid around down there.  The next morning I found the cricket, still twitching.  The death twitch.  Raid is like very slow acting nerve gas for bugs.  I guess that will teach him for annoying me with his chirping  :teddyr:

That kind of makes me sad.

Ash

Quote from: Paquita on June 04, 2009, 06:11:13 PM
I have donned elaborate home-made armor to combat bugs before, mostly comprised of upside-down laundry basket helmets, umbrellas, sheets, rubber gloves and/or tin foil hats.

You could always wear this:




Mr. DS

Quote from: Paquita on June 04, 2009, 06:11:13 PM
Spider update!  The cat lived; I don't know where the spider is - it's not safe in the bathroom.

I didn't have any hairspray to use, but I did contemplate squirting lotion or shaving cream at it, but was afraid of seeing a dollop of foam with legs jumping at me.  I have donned elaborate home-made armor to combat bugs before, mostly comprised of upside-down laundry basket helmets, umbrellas, sheets, rubber gloves and/or tin foil hats.

Well if he comes back, we'll be ready for him. 
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Doggett

#2047


:bluesad:

Anyway...

I want to touch Gary Oldman's moustache. Weird.
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

ER

I had a friend who was driving to her wedding and her dog ran in front of the car she was in and got run over. I mean....short of a tornado or terrorist attack or your grandma keeling over in the church, isn't that among the worst ways imaginable to start your wedding day?
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

ghouck

Quote from: ER on June 05, 2009, 11:00:47 AM
I had a friend who was driving to her wedding and her dog ran in front of the car she was in and got run over. I mean....short of a tornado or terrorist attack or your grandma keeling over in the church, isn't that among the worst ways imaginable to start your wedding day?

Yes it is, , , if they'd have known that was going to happen ahead of time, they could have saved a bundle on the catering.  :teddyr:
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Saucerman

I spent some time today talking to an individual who saw CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON opening day in 1954.  It was pretty cool. 

MilkManPictures

I would like to spend a day as drunken Sgt. Kabukiman of the NYPD. I'm serious... dead serious... :wink:

Jack

Has anyone been stung by a bumble bee?  I never have, but I've always thought it would be much more painful than a regular bee, considering how big they are.
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Raffine

I think you really have to annoy a bumblebee before it will sting you.

Unlike their evil cousins yellowjackets, who'd sting you as soon as look at you.

I once tried to exterminate a colony of yellowjackets who had taken up living in my back yard by the very ecologically-friendly method of of running the water hose into their burrow overnight.

The next morning my yard was full of the cleanest and angriest yellowjackets you ever saw. A much less green but much more deadly gallon of gasoline poured down their hell-pit did the trick.  :thumbup:

If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

schmendrik

Quote from: Jack on June 05, 2009, 05:10:29 PM
Has anyone been stung by a bumble bee?  I never have, but I've always thought it would be much more painful than a regular bee, considering how big they are.

I've always been kind of fond of them because they're slow and seem to pretty much ignore people. So I feel less threatened by them than other bees. But weirdly, the few times I've been stung by a bee were bumble bee stings.

As someone said you really have to annoy them to get stung. When I was 4 I tried to pick one up.  Other times have been things like stepping on one barefoot.

Now yellow-jackets on the other hand are mean little bastards. I can't stand them.