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Started by BTM, January 05, 2008, 10:12:17 PM

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meQal

#2235
June 26, 2009, 01:15:06 PM
Has science found out why a person's chewing gum looses it's flavor on the bed post overnight?
Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black

ghouck

#2236
June 26, 2009, 01:29:12 PM
Another thing on the list of s**t that annoys me: Those links on MSN or Yahoo that say "Great Pizza Places Near You!", and link to a list of everywhere that serves pizza. They pose as if they did the research and chose the best, which is completely false. I've eaten at all the places they listed, and they all suck major wang.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

3mnkids

#2237
June 26, 2009, 03:05:41 PM
Just want to give a big middle finger to all the thieves in the world. Thanks to you I have just spent the last 10 minutes trying to open a stupid video camera package. If it wasn't for you DB's they wouldn't need to package this stuff so that you need a special freaking tool to open it.  :hatred:
There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far~ ruminations

LilCerberus

#2238
June 26, 2009, 03:16:15 PM Last Edit: June 26, 2009, 03:18:31 PM by LilCerberus
Quote from: 3mnkids on June 26, 2009, 03:05:41 PM
Just want to give a big middle finger to all the thieves in the world. Thanks to you I have just spent the last 10 minutes trying to open a stupid video camera package. If it wasn't for you DB's they wouldn't need to package this stuff so that you need a special freaking tool to open it.  :hatred:

Last week, somebody stole the battery outa' my moped.

I keep thinking about putting up some security cameras, but I'm worried somebody might steal 'em.
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

meQal

#2239
June 26, 2009, 03:23:24 PM
You know you are getting old when thieves break into your car and leave a note telling you to get some modern music.
Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black

ghouck

#2240
June 26, 2009, 04:58:20 PM
I had some polish sausage made from buffalo with jalapeno in it for dinner last night. I was damn good, it was moist but not greasy, and didn't have that real fatty texture the cheaper polish sausage has. I was pretty darned impressed.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Jack

#2241
June 27, 2009, 07:00:00 AM
So yesterday I'm installing some computer fans in my entertainment center to provide ventilation for my A/V components.  I've got a 6' 4-pin molex cable to connect the on/off switch to the fans on the other end of the entertainment center.  I'm sitting back there thinking "Oh damn, male connector on the on/off switch, male connector on the extension cable."  So then I try this other extension cable, it's only 3' so that's gonna be a pain in the butt to install.  About ten minutes later the proverbial light bulb goes off over my head:  "Hey, I bet there's a female connector on the other end of that 6' cable."  Yup, I've somehow survived 44 years with this brain.  Sort of amazing, isn't it?
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

schmendrik

#2242
June 27, 2009, 10:21:25 AM
Quote from: BTM on June 25, 2009, 08:49:21 PM
My ear is infected.  That kind of sucks, keep hearing this "crinking" sound like I've got crepe paper in my head.  Hopefully the antibiotics I got from the doc will clear it up soon.

I hate when that happens.

I also hate that my neck sometimes sounds crunchy when I move my head.

Doggett

#2243
June 27, 2009, 11:16:55 AM
There is an EPIC storm where I am !

There was nothing but sunshine 30 mins ago !
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Doggett

#2244
June 28, 2009, 08:04:51 AM
Has anyone here seen Cutie Honey ?
Is it worth buying ?
Does it have subtitles ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Saucerman

#2245
June 28, 2009, 08:58:21 AM
My girlfriend is cooking dinner for me tonight. 

She's, ah...not that experienced in the kitchen.

I have no doubt that she'll do fine, but just in case...I'm bringing money for pizza. 

Doggett

#2246
June 28, 2009, 09:07:55 AM
Quote from: Saucerman on June 28, 2009, 08:58:21 AM
My girlfriend is cooking dinner for me tonight. 

She's, ah...not that experienced in the kitchen.

I have no doubt that she'll do fine, but just in case...I'm bringing money for pizza. 

Relax, we won't tell her...

Save us a slice.  :wink:
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

ghouck

#2247
June 28, 2009, 11:52:33 AM
Quote from: Saucerman on June 28, 2009, 08:58:21 AM
My girlfriend is cooking dinner for me tonight. 

She's, ah...not that experienced in the kitchen.

I have no doubt that she'll do fine, but just in case...I'm bringing money for pizza. 

A woman that can't cook but tries is better than one that can cook but won't.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

LilCerberus

#2248
June 28, 2009, 02:11:18 PM
Quote from: Saucerman on June 28, 2009, 08:58:21 AM
My girlfriend is cooking dinner for me tonight. 

She's, ah...not that experienced in the kitchen.

I have no doubt that she'll do fine, but just in case...I'm bringing money for pizza. 

Ah, bachelorhood...
Hotdogs & cheese for breakfast, hotdogs & cheese for dinner, every morning & every night, & I'm still not bored with it & I don't know why, & enjoy 'em so much, that I don't care. :smile: :teddyr: :smile:
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Jack

#2249
June 28, 2009, 02:27:52 PM
Anything with cheese on it rarely gets boring. 
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho
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