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Started by BTM, January 05, 2008, 10:12:17 PM

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akiratubo

Damn it, I forgot to rub the pizza crust down with butter.
Kneel before Dr. Hell, the ruler of this world!

LilCerberus

Ed McMahon
Farah Fawacet
Micheal Jackson

Now Billy Mays & Gale Storm

What a week  :bluesad:
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Doggett

Quote from: LilCerberus on June 28, 2009, 10:14:08 PM
Ed McMahon
Farah Fawacet
Micheal Jackson

Now Billy Mays & Gale Storm

What a week  :bluesad:

Only two of those names I recognise.
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Saucerman

Quote from: ghouck on June 28, 2009, 11:52:33 AM
Quote from: Saucerman on June 28, 2009, 08:58:21 AM
My girlfriend is cooking dinner for me tonight. 

She's, ah...not that experienced in the kitchen.

I have no doubt that she'll do fine, but just in case...I'm bringing money for pizza. 

A woman that can't cook but tries is better than one that can cook but won't.

She made me a quiche.  Eggs, bacon, sausage, biscuit dough and at least two different types of cheese all blended together.  I loved it, she thought it was slightly overdone. 

ghouck

Quote from: Saucerman on June 29, 2009, 09:31:24 AM


She made me a quiche.  Eggs, bacon, sausage, biscuit dough and at least two different types of cheese all blended together.  I loved it, she thought it was slightly overdone.  

http://www.amazon.com/Real-Men-Dont-Eat-Quiche/dp/0450055604/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1246286812&sr=8-1   :teddyr:
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

LilCerberus

Quote from: doggett on June 29, 2009, 05:41:22 AM
Quote from: LilCerberus on June 28, 2009, 10:14:08 PM
Ed McMahon
Farah Fawacet
Micheal Jackson

Now Billy Mays & Gale Storm

What a week  :bluesad:

Only two of those names I recognise.

I probably spelled 'em wrong.
I, like, don't have cable & junk.

Uh, okay, uh...
Ed was that guy who said "Here's Johny!" & hocked the reader's digest sweepstakes
Farah was that chick that was in Saturn 3
Michael was some sort of rock star or something
Billy was that guy who hocked Oxy Clean
Gale - I never heard of her either, but I think she was some sort of actress or something.
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Saucerman

Quote from: ghouck on June 29, 2009, 09:48:31 AM
Quote from: Saucerman on June 29, 2009, 09:31:24 AM


She made me a quiche.  Eggs, bacon, sausage, biscuit dough and at least two different types of cheese all blended together.  I loved it, she thought it was slightly overdone.  

http://www.amazon.com/Real-Men-Dont-Eat-Quiche/dp/0450055604/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1246286812&sr=8-1   :teddyr:

She's also a better shot with a .22 than I am. 

ghouck

Quote from: Saucerman on June 29, 2009, 05:43:56 PM


She's also a better shot with a .22 than I am. 

We have a name for women like that up here: A 'Keeper'
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Saucerman

Quote from: ghouck on June 29, 2009, 06:28:50 PM
Quote from: Saucerman on June 29, 2009, 05:43:56 PM


She's also a better shot with a .22 than I am. 

We have a name for women like that up here: A 'Keeper'

Well, I can't leave her...she won't miss me. 

Mr. DS

DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Doggett

#2260
Chicks that take topless photos of themselves for their boyfriends...where are these chicks and how do I get one ?  :teddyr:

I'm asking out of curiosity.

Yeah, I know you don't believe me but it's the truth.
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Jack

I always get a kick out of girls who make sexy videos of themselves for their boyfriends, which then end up (by the hundreds) on YouTube.  Um, can we assume the relationship went awry somewhere there?
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Doggett

Quote from: Jack on June 30, 2009, 07:01:20 AM
I always get a kick out of girls who make sexy videos of themselves for their boyfriends, which then end up (by the hundreds) on YouTube.  Um, can we assume the relationship went awry somewhere there?

I'm guessing the boyfriend wants to show off how hot is girlfriend is by posting it on you tube. Then the girlfriend gets so embarrased and humiliated that her boyfriend would do something like that, that she dumps him.

Just guessing.
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Mr. DS

Speaking of photos of chicks, is it mandatory that every time a girl goes out to a bar she needs to post 100 pictures of herself and friends on her MySpace/Facebook account?
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Doggett

Quote from: The DarkSider on June 30, 2009, 07:46:17 AM
Speaking of photos of chicks, is it mandatory that every time a girl goes out to a bar she needs to post 100 pictures of herself and friends on her MySpace/Facebook account?


:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.