The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Jack]

TV's getting so bad that last night I ended up watching Swamp Loggers.  Oh boy.

As most of the mills close their doors, Bobby is forced to move his crew out of the swamp to harvest pine wood to make ends meet. But just as things start to look up, the economy deals a major blow, forcing Bobby to make the toughest decision of his life.

In the end they laid off all their employees;  How uplifting 

I just haven't been in the mood to watch any bad movies lately.  What's up with that?  Must have something to do with the fact that everything I've bought lately has sucked 

[ghouck]

You know that show on TV called The Closer?
It stars Kyra Sedgwick as a crime fighting detective.

I always thought it'd be amusing if instead of fighting crime, she was just some chick who has Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
She's obsessed with closing anything open.

Is that an open cupboard?
She'll close it.
Is that car door hanging open?
She'll close it.
Is that submarine hatch still open?
She'll close it.

Kyra Sedgwick is "The Closer"!   

Maybe an episode can have that kid from "6th Sense" and they can have some kind of cupboard opening/closing fight. . .

[Doggett]

You know that show on TV called The Closer?
It stars Kyra Sedgwick as a crime fighting detective.

I always thought it'd be amusing if instead of fighting crime, she was just some chick who has Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
She's obsessed with closing anything open.

Isn't that what Monk is about ?

[lester1/2jr]

there's a new movie called my sisters keeper.  I'm not a biblical scholar but I've noticed this phrase being used in popular culture, like in "new jack city",  to mean something different than what it orginally meant.  in the bible abraham asks Cain where abel is and he's like "what am I?  my brothers keeper"  like how do I know where he is?

now it's used as like brothers and sisters are "keepers" of each other, which is absurd

[schmendrik]

Add to my list of "professsions I will never pursue": Lumberjack.

Spent a big chunk of the afternoon of the 4th of July cutting down a 6" diameter tree with a rusty ax. Even after I bought a whetstone and sharpened the thing, it was &*$&#(*$ hard work getting the tree down and then cutting it up. I'm still sore & my hands are full of blisters.

[Doggett]

I just gave positive feedback on eBay to a guy who realy doesn't deserve it !
Grrr...

[ghouck]

OK WORLD, ENOUGH WITH ALL THE MICHEAL JACKSON CRAP. HE'S GONE, DEAD, AND BURIED, ENOUGH TALK, ENOUGH BULLs**t. WE DON'T NEED TO HEAR ANYTHING ELSE. PEOPLE WHO WANT TO TALK ABOUT HIM NOW WERE ALREADY TALKING ABOUT HIM BEFORE HE DIED, SO ALL THIS TALK IS POINTLESS, ANNOYING, AND IS OVERSHADOWING WHAT WE REALLY SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT: FARRAH'S T*TS. . .

[Doggett]

OK WORLD, ENOUGH WITH ALL THE MICHEAL JACKSON CRAP. HE'S GONE, DEAD, AND BURIED, ENOUGH TALK, ENOUGH BULLs**t. WE DON'T NEED TO HEAR ANYTHING ELSE. PEOPLE WHO WANT TO TALK ABOUT HIM NOW WERE ALREADY TALKING ABOUT HIM BEFORE HE DIED, SO ALL THIS TALK IS POINTLESS, ANNOYING, AND IS OVERSHADOWING WHAT WE REALLY SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT: FARRAH'S T*TS. . .

Karma heading your way !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mr. DS]

Side note on MJ, I'm going to have to shelf his music for a bit thanks to everyone at work singing his stuff (badly) the last few days...over...and over...and over again.

[Raffine]

Good news today - I don't have colon cancer!

The doctor thought I might and he did a biopsy last week. I found out today it's a little ANAL WART.






. . . an anal wart?!?


The doctor offered to send me the colonoscopy photo in case I wanted to see it for myself. It might look nice in a fancy picture frame on my desk.

In case you're wondering - the whole topic came up because I ate some habanero chicken wings.

[ghouck]

The doctor thought I might and he did a biopsy last week. I found out today it's a little ANAL WART.

Anal Wart? That has a certain ring to it, , looks like I found a new nickname for my nephew. .

Congrats on the lack of cancer, that s**t's a mofo. .

[Jack]

Last year my family got me three pairs of pants for Christmas.  This year, instead of the entire inventory of Talbots and Macy's, I'll be giving them little wooden toys that I've whittled myself. 

[ghouck]

I suspect Quintin Tarantino has a foot fetish. Call it a hunch. . .

[Cthulhu]

Good news today - I don't have colon cancer!

The doctor thought I might and he did a biopsy last week. I found out today it's a little ANAL WART.






. . . an anal wart?!?


The doctor offered to send me the colonoscopy photo in case I wanted to see it for myself. It might look nice in a fancy picture frame on my desk.

In case you're wondering - the whole topic came up because I ate some habanero chicken wings.

Wow..that's a relief..I'm glad you're okay.

[Raffine]

Thanks, guys.

'Anal Wart' is a fine nickname for a nephew. If my nephew wasn't six-four and an ex-Marine I might try it out on him.