The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

Jack · July 23, 2009, 03:37:51 PM

I lost you guys about 15 posts ago

Doggett · July 23, 2009, 03:47:32 PM

Quote from: Jack on July 23, 2009, 03:37:51 PM
I lost you guys about 15 posts ago

You never had us to begin with, Jack.

Anyway, I wonder how many of us have become aroused by something weird...

Saucerman · July 23, 2009, 05:15:44 PM

Quote from: doggett on July 23, 2009, 03:22:14 PM
Quote from: lester1/2jr on July 23, 2009, 03:07:58 PM
it was called steamboating back then

If it is what I think it is, then I'm scared to write it down.

I mean, ghouck got his gif taken away from him...and it was only a woman sucking on a sentance...

Motorboating: Putting your face between a woman's breasts and shaking your head back and forth, producing (from you) a sound similar to a motorboat engine.

The woman in question makes a particular noise as well, but only if you haven't warned her that you're doing this.

LilCerberus · July 23, 2009, 07:12:30 PM

Quote from: doggett on July 23, 2009, 03:47:32 PM
Quote from: Jack on July 23, 2009, 03:37:51 PM
I lost you guys about 15 posts ago

You never had us to begin with, Jack.

Anyway, I wonder how many of us have become aroused by something weird...

History.
Something about the indifference of a given socialized financial archetype within a representive civic model from 1507 makes me think about some eurotrash flick from the '70s.

Mr. DS · July 24, 2009, 02:37:25 AM

Sigh...theres more stomach fat in the ads again.

Doggett · July 24, 2009, 06:21:21 AM

Quote from: LilCerberus on July 23, 2009, 07:12:30 PM
Quote from: doggett on July 23, 2009, 03:47:32 PM
Quote from: Jack on July 23, 2009, 03:37:51 PM
I lost you guys about 15 posts ago

You never had us to begin with, Jack.

Anyway, I wonder how many of us have become aroused by something weird...

History.
Something about the indifference of a given socialized financial archetype within a representive civic model from 1507 makes me think about some eurotrash flick from the '70s.

Man, that is weird...

Rev. Powell · July 24, 2009, 10:41:54 AM

Quote from: ghouck on July 19, 2009, 12:10:52 AM

They rejected this picture because they thought the people on it were celebrities, and because the Olympic rings are trademarked.

They're right. Craptastic voyage has made those people into international celebrities. Particularly Humpin Bois.

Saucerman · July 24, 2009, 12:37:15 PM

My girlfriend wants me to meet some of her friends. So I'm going to drive out to her house, usually about a 50-minute drive (I don't drive on highways more than absolutely necessary), fighting Friday Night Rush Hour traffic, in order to eat some pizza and watch "The Ugly Truth," a run-of-the-mill Romantic Comedy starring Gerard Butler and Katherine Heigl, with her and her girlfriends.

There better be some awesome nookie in my future.

ghouck · July 24, 2009, 12:45:16 PM

Quote from: doggett on July 23, 2009, 03:47:32 PM

Anyway, I wonder how many of us have become aroused by something weird...

I am amazed Sister Grace hasn't chimed in on this. It's quite possible she's right now compiling the largest reply EVER.

Doggett · July 24, 2009, 02:50:16 PM

Quote from: ghouck on July 24, 2009, 12:45:16 PM
Quote from: doggett on July 23, 2009, 03:47:32 PM

Anyway, I wonder how many of us have become aroused by something weird...

I am amazed Sister Grace hasn't chimed in on this. It's quite possible she's right now compiling the largest reply EVER.

Ah, well, I already know about her.
She's what made me think of the question in the first place...

Doggett · July 24, 2009, 02:51:16 PM

I'm too old for ice cream.

LilCerberus · July 24, 2009, 05:50:57 PM

Quote from: doggett on July 23, 2009, 03:47:32 PM
Anyway, I wonder how many of us have become aroused by something weird...

Strictly rabbit ears, I watch a lotta' PBS.

There's always something about archeology, architecture, metallurgy, ancient strategists, etc. that gets me thinking about some eurotrash flick, or some sleazy low-brow Conan rip-off, or those risque' cartoon promos for video games.

Sometimes, even antique Chicago or limestone brickwork gets me pondering some stupid sleazy dungeon scene.

ghouck · July 24, 2009, 06:22:51 PM

Quote from: doggett on July 24, 2009, 02:51:16 PM
I'm too old for ice cream.

That's not possible.

Random thought: If it's less than a spoonful, it's still a fart.

indianasmith · July 24, 2009, 07:46:25 PM

The only thing worse than a wet fart is a lumpy one!!!

Saucerman · July 24, 2009, 10:13:53 PM

Quote from: Saucerman on July 24, 2009, 12:37:15 PM
My girlfriend wants me to meet some of her friends. So I'm going to drive out to her house, usually about a 50-minute drive (I don't drive on highways more than absolutely necessary), fighting Friday Night Rush Hour traffic, in order to eat some pizza and watch "The Ugly Truth," a run-of-the-mill Romantic Comedy starring Gerard Butler and Katherine Heigl, with her and her girlfriends.

There better be some awesome nookie in my future.

Ugh.

Miserable night.

I ended up paying a third of the dinner bill (which came to $73 because the restaurant we ate at had a policy of adding 18% gratuity onto bills of parties of six or more -- and there were six of us), only receiving thanks from my girl and one of her friends' boyfriend, who also quietly slipped me a ten later. The movie was sold out, so we drove to her friends' house -- I almost got hit by other cars twice during these shenanigans -- where the other guy tried to teach the girls how to play black jack. Finally I said I had to go home.

Also, in the car, (my girl and I were in one car, all her friends in another) my girlfriend decided to pop the question: "What would we do if the condom broke?" to which there was, apparently, no right answer, resulting in her nearly breaking down into tears and accidentally insulting me and me nearly having a heart attack.

This was actually the most positive experience I've ever had while meeting a girlfriend's friends.