The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[ghouck]

I just fired a guy for huffing paint thinner.

Go on...

There's nothing more; I caught him, I led him out of the shop, and then I did the termination paperwork.

What does "huffing" mean ?

Putting it on a rag and breathing it in, in an attempt to get high.

[Jack]

On another site, somebody (not me, believe it or not) started a thread on the best T&A horror movies.  Several people responded with this holier-than-thou crap about how they just detest nudity in movies, unless it's important to the plot, blah blah blah.  I scurried back here, where the humans post 

[3mnkids]

On another site, somebody (not me, believe it or not) started a thread on the best T&A horror movies.  Several people responded with this holier-than-thou crap about how they just detest nudity in movies, unless it's important to the plot, blah blah blah.  I scurried back here, where the humans post 

If they detest nudity in movies they must not watch too many.

[Saucerman]

I just saw a picture of my cheating, lying, vindictive ex-girlfriend, posing all pretty-pretty like with the guy she's engaged to...He looks so happy.

If the schadenfreude was any sweeter I'd be getting fat off it.

[RCMerchant]

I'm REALLY p**sed off about the a$$ who thinks I'm a kiddie porn advocate because in the early 80's, I admited I saw Traci Lord films! ARGHHH!!!!  


I just wanna break sh!t now!!!

[LilCerberus]

I'm REALLY p**sed off about the a$$ who thinks I'm a kiddie porn advocate because in the early 80's, I admited I saw Traci Lord films! ARGHHH!!!! 


I just wanna break sh!t now!!!

Meanwhile, minors are getting busted for "sexting".

June Wilkinson, Emanuelle Beart, Shannon Long & Nastassja Kinski were all underage in the US when they first posed nude, but not in their respective homelands.

[LilCerberus]

If I were a super hero, I'd be the really dumb kind, who uses his real name because "It's more unique than any alias I could come up with", & I be in the phone book because "Bad stuff doesn't happen to super heros".

When arriving on the scene of any emergency, my battle cry would be "Gimme' five bucks", & my first response to emergency calls would be "Have you tried calling the police yet?"

At some point, the public would try holding me up to a higher standard, & I'd have to release a statement saying "Look, I'm not that wholesome farmboy, or that educated rich guy with those gadgets, I'm just a bum from southside!"

And I'd use my super powers to do stump removal on the side.

[Wortcov]

foodpoisoned by my own pancakes...it was worth it!

[Doggett]

I hate having superpowers.

*doggett looks nervous*

Oh, no !



I've said too much...

[Jack]

Having superpowers would suck.  Everybody would always be wanting you to help with everything - "Help me!  Help me!"   Every time you were in the middle of a bad movie somebody would invariably need a car lifted off a loved one.  I can just imagine my neighbors - "Hey Jack, you know, we need to remove this concrete but it would cost us $1,200 to hire a backhoe.  Do you suppose you could maybe use your superpowers?"  Bah!  I'd keep my powers secret.  People would just think I was a superbly good golfer.

[Saucerman]

The key is to have a subtle superpower, like mine. 

[lester1/2jr]

I would like to have a (supernatural) way of controlling other cars on the road or perhaps jsut dictatorial powers to invoke draconion driving laws penalizing slow drivers and cell phoners

[Mr. DS]

I learned today that Twitter is lame unless you're following porn stars. 

[Psycho Circus]

Giant flying ants are invunerable to bleach and boiling water...

[Doggett]

Giant flying ants are invunerable to bleach and boiling water...

Try Kryptonite