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Jack

#2700
August 08, 2009, 07:19:21 AM
Sat down to watch Harry Potter 4 last night but the DVD kept freezing up.   :hatred:
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Doggett

#2701
August 08, 2009, 12:33:30 PM
I just did a little flirting...
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

ghouck

#2702
August 08, 2009, 12:40:48 PM
I'm dying to make some joke about Doggett talking about shaving his LEGS.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Doggett

#2703
August 08, 2009, 12:44:45 PM
Quote from: ghouck on August 08, 2009, 12:40:48 PM
I'm dying to make some joke about Doggett talking about shaving his LEGS.

It never ends with you, does it ?
It just never ends.

:wink:
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

LilCerberus

#2704
August 08, 2009, 01:12:15 PM
Quote from: doggett on August 08, 2009, 12:33:30 PM
I just did a little flirting...

Too bad we can't date our mirrors.  :smile:
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Doggett

#2705
August 08, 2009, 01:13:05 PM
Quote from: LilCerberus on August 08, 2009, 01:12:15 PM
Quote from: doggett on August 08, 2009, 12:33:30 PM
I just did a little flirting...

Too bad we can't date our mirrors.  :smile:

And another joke at my expense... :wink:
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Saucerman

#2706
August 08, 2009, 02:57:49 PM
Quote from: ghouck on August 08, 2009, 12:40:48 PM
I'm dying to make some joke about Doggett talking about shaving his LEGS.

He's actually talking about his BACK. 

Doggett

#2707
August 08, 2009, 02:59:40 PM
Quote from: Saucerman on August 08, 2009, 02:57:49 PM
Quote from: ghouck on August 08, 2009, 12:40:48 PM
I'm dying to make some joke about Doggett talking about shaving his LEGS.

He's actually talking about his BACK. 

And another...
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Mr. DS

#2708
August 08, 2009, 06:38:02 PM
Who wear short shorts?  Doggett wears short shorts.
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

ghouck

#2709
August 08, 2009, 10:37:05 PM
Quote from: Saucerman on August 08, 2009, 02:57:49 PM
Quote from: ghouck on August 08, 2009, 12:40:48 PM
I'm dying to make some joke about Doggett talking about shaving his LEGS.

He's actually talking about his BACK. 

They don't have NASCAR where Doggett is, so who's number is he going to shave into his back hair?
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Doggett

#2710
August 09, 2009, 04:39:58 AM Last Edit: August 09, 2009, 04:44:15 AM by doggett
More jokes at my expense. :lookingup:

Well, fellas, last night I had a great time with a very attractive woman... :wink:


No, ghouck, I didn't have to pay her.  :teddyr:
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Mr. DS

#2711
August 09, 2009, 07:06:09 AM
Offspring 2's baptism is today...lets hope Catholicism moves fast today because we really need to get to the brunch after before it starts to shut down. 
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Mr. DS

#2712
August 09, 2009, 07:07:38 AM
Quote from: doggett on August 09, 2009, 04:39:58 AM
More jokes at my expense. :lookingup:

Well, fellas, last night I had a great time with a very attractive woman... :wink:


No, ghouck, I didn't have to pay her.  :teddyr:
Insert joke about Doggett's mom here... :bouncegiggle:
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Jack

#2713
August 09, 2009, 07:12:51 AM Last Edit: August 09, 2009, 07:24:07 AM by Jack
Quote from: The DarkSider on August 09, 2009, 07:06:09 AM
Offspring 2's baptism is today...

You number them, that's a good idea.  I call mine "The oldest one", "the middle one", and "the one we got instead of a Corvette".  I'll have to try your system  :teddyr:
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

RCMerchant

#2714
August 09, 2009, 08:02:18 AM
Quote from: Jack on August 08, 2009, 07:19:21 AM
Sat down to watch Harry Potter 4 last night but the DVD kept freezing up.   :hatred:

consider yerself lucky.  :thumbup:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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