The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Doggett]

What about the stuff I don't want. Like a wife !

I've known her for less than two weeks !

Look at it as an adventure 

Hey, just because that's how your marriage started out doesn't mean the rest of us want the same ! 

[Jack]

Actually, marriage is great - it's the having kids part that puts an end to what people call a "life".  But you can kick them out after 18 years, so it's only temporary.   

Well, our oldest daughter is 19 and she's still at home.  But, you know, I guess I'm speaking theoretically. 

[Psycho Circus]

Why on earth is she proposing D? How long have you been seeing her?

[venomx]

My Random Thought ...

I want to go to Six Flags Great Adventure, but I more nervous than Ed209 on a staircase!

[Mr. DS]

Run Doggett Run! 

On an unrelated sidenote I applied for a part time position at a Halloween store that is opening one town over.  I hope they have employee discount. 

[BTM]

Don't you just love it when people ask you how you're doing and then immediately change the subject right after you answer?  And I don't mean a shallow "social pulp" how you doing either but something like:

Her: Oh, Mike, how did Wednesday go for you?  (She knew I'd gotten a new "job".)
Me: Well, okay, I guess... just a bit concerned though that he may be wanting more from me than I can do, especially considering the system he's got set up.
Her: Oh, Mike, by the way, I left this note for [our manager], this woman came in and she wanted a....

(continues from there, concern for my well being forgotten)

Now, if this was just ONE person, I could write it off (especially since she's in her early seventies), but this seems to happen to me a lot.

[Doggett]

How does Akiva Goldsman keep getting work ?!?!?

[Saucerman]

Holy cow, I have a job! And not at the porn store, either (alas), but the temp agency finally stopped jerking me around and got me a job in a toothpaste factory (I think, my phone kept breaking up and I was about as far from awake when the agency called as I could be without being in REM sleep). 

3pm to midnight, I assume five days a week.  Yaaaay money. 

[Mr. DS]

Must there be so many romantic comedies in the world?

[Nukie 2]

Geez, post your Resume on Monster, and all these shady mutual fund companies keep e-mailing you and calling you...
yeah right, try selling mutual funds after everyone who bought them has gotten screwed --and its so well known! Man they are desperate!
These jobs have no benefits, you pay for your own utilities and you pretty much are pushing customers who have zilch to buy.
I wish I never posted my resume... yuck!

[Nukie 2]

Must there be so many romantic comedies in the world?

90% produced by Adam Sandler... I know the plot of almost everyone of his movies:
"Main character is a loser; loser meets girl-- he wants her; loser tries to be successful in life; loser convinces girl to fall for him; loser does something horrible; loser loses girl; loser gets successful-- realizes what a loser he was; loser becomes a nice guy; loser gets girl back, and finally the end".

I think I'll go onto IMDB and copy that and paste it for every single movie of his!

[schmendrik]

Must there be so many romantic comedies in the world?

Not enough good ones actually. When my wife expresses the urge to watch a movie and I have to go on Netflix and find something that:

(a) will make a good "date movie", which means probably romantic comedy,
(b) actually looks like something I'd like to watch,
(c) is available for instant play, and that
(d) we haven't already seen,

sometimes I get a little desperate. You get to the bottom of the barrel *REAL* quick in this category.

Still, every once in awhile there's a decent one I've never heard of. Vincent Onofrio and Marisa Tomei (now there's an odd combination you wouldn't pick as romantic leads) did an off-beat one called HAPPY ACCIDENTS that was pretty good.

If I could figure out her tastes in action movies we'd have a lot more choices. She loves some of them (the Bourne movies for instance) but there's no pattern I can put my finger on.

[ghouck]

90% produced by Adam Sandler...

Adam Sandler I believe is the chlorine in the gene pool: He makes stupid guys think they can get hot girlfriends by being obnoxious, , all you have to do is make her laugh ONCE. A whole lotta stupid guys are going to live out that OTHER romantic comedy: The 40 year old Virgin.

[LilCerberus]

Ah, the advantages of being so pathetic...
Like BACHELORHOOD!

I wonder if the Sadean philosophy applies to guys like me, who keep to themselves....

[Mr. DS]

Some times I wonder how much time I have spent urinating in my life thus far.