The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Doggett]

Never get into an argument with an idiot, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

[Jack]

To clean cat puke out of brand new white comforter:

A)  Remove cat puke with paper towels and discard.
B)  Place plastic garbage bag between comforter and bed, so you don't get the rest of the bed all wet.
C)  Apply liquid laundry detergent to stain and scrub with brush.
D)  To rinse out soap/stain, pour water over area and suck up with upholstery attachment on carpet cleaner (If you've got kids and pets, you've most likely purchased your own carpet cleaner).
E)  Repeat as necessary.  To get out the last remnants of stain, I found it effective to pour liquid laundry detergent over the area, let soak for five minutes, then scrub with brush, pour on water, and suck out with carpet cleaner.
F)  Continue pouring on water and removing with carpet cleaner until all traces of soap and stain are gone.
G)  Use bath towels (prefferably not your own) above and below comforter, and apply pressure to soak up remaining water.
H)  Let dry.

[lester1/2jr]

doggett- you can roll in the mud with a pig, but only one of you will enjoy it

[ghouck]

Just close your eyes and think of the money.

Close his eyes? Aren't you worried he will get hung up in the machinery and get hurt doing that?

[Saucerman]

All I could think of, through my entire shift, was the movie METROPOLIS.  I'm pretty sure I saw one of the machines turn into Moloch and eat a fellow temp worker. 

[Doggett]

Montreal is the best city in the world according to Monopoly Here and Now edition.

[venomx]

My Random Thought ...

I just read my fortune cookie. It said - "Treasure what you have". That makes me feel a little better.

[Mr. DS]

Just close your eyes and think of the money.

Close his eyes? Aren't you worried he will get hung up in the machinery and get hurt doing that?

They tell a lot of amateur porn stars to do the same thing. 

[BTM]

Why in there world are there so many NON-single women on Okcupid?  I mean, WTF?!?  It's like, you see a profile with an attractive girl on it, you click on it and you read, "First of all, if you're a man, looking for a woman, then that's too bad cause I'm happily married." Or some such.  Never mind they didn't bother to change the status on their profile from "single" to, oh, I don't know... something ELSE. 

Now, I can understand the bi girls who have a man and are looking for another women to their little foray or whatever you want to call it, but the girls who are, "I just joined this for the tests/because my friends are on here."  Well, guess what, girls?  They already HAVE something like that, it's called Facebook!  This is called Okcupid!  As in, "Cupid" god of love (or whatever), as in, a DATING site!

Ahhh!

Sorry, had to rant there for a bit.

[LilCerberus]

*&%$# Viagra ads.

What if erectile dysfunction isn't the problem?

[ER]

I keep making up words and sending them to Urban Dictionary, and the weird part is, they actually accept them.

[EP]

Hey! Didn't think that a new thread to introduce myself is necessary. Anyway, I'm a b-movie lover from Estonia (not sure if you know where it's at) and I wanted a good place to discuss them with fellow fans. This forum looks like it.
My favorite exploitation subgenres are giallo, nazisploitation, sexploitation, women-in-prison, pinku eiga and spaghetti western. I'm also a fan of Japanese new age cinema, crime dramas, black comedy and those classic 80s & early 90s action films.

[Mr. DS]

Welcome EP   

[EP]

Thanks 
Also, I can't find the place where I could add an avatar. At least it isn't in the Account Related Settings. Could anyone help?

[Jack]

Welcome EP!  I know where Estonia is, it's north of Latvia on the Baltic Sea    

The avatars are under "Forum Profile Information".