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Started by BTM, January 05, 2008, 10:12:17 PM

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Saucerman

Quote from: Jack on September 28, 2009, 12:45:03 PM
I wonder if Ghouck ever got those loose women I sent him a few months ago?  Otherwise I'll have to call up UPS and find out what the heck's going on.

You shouldn't have sent them loose.  At the very list, shipping them packed together reduces shipping cost.

Psycho Circus

Quote from: Saucerman on September 28, 2009, 01:09:02 PM
Quote from: Jack on September 28, 2009, 12:45:03 PM
I wonder if Ghouck ever got those loose women I sent him a few months ago?  Otherwise I'll have to call up UPS and find out what the heck's going on.

You shouldn't have sent them loose.  At the very list, shipping them packed together reduces shipping cost.

Did you use bubblewrap? They may have suffocated.

Newt

Quote from: lester1/2jr on September 28, 2009, 12:51:09 PM
Newt-  I prefer the straight sword, less hack-ey.  but some people like to hack
lester, as a rule I would probably prefer straight sword too; but some days a girl just feels a need to hack - ya know?
"May I offer you a Peek Frean?" - Walter Bishop
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lester1/2jr

I have a three section staff, a foam one.  I like it but artistically, it's not really me.  it feels like manual labor.  I haven 't done martial arts in years but I got REALLY into I chaun postures last winter and it certainly gave me gigantic leg muscles.  there's my martial arts biography that you didn't ask for

LilCerberus

Quote from: Venomx on September 28, 2009, 11:32:39 AM
Random Thought

"Never give up on someone you can't go a day without thinking about"

Her boyfriend would've kicked my @$$.
She would've used a whole can of mace.
The police would've shown up at my place.
The peasants would've gathered 'round with torches & pitchforks...
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

3mnkids

I just saw a mouse in my garage. Its probably the only one right?  :lookingup:
There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far~ ruminations

venomx

LOL @ LilCerberus. true, true, true, true!

3mnkids - (tip) the best thing you could put on a mouse trap is peanut butter, gets'em everytime. :thumbup:

unless ...



@ doggett, yes a little :(


ghouck

Quote from: Venomx on September 28, 2009, 03:40:34 PM
LOL @ LilCerberus. true, true, true, true!

3mnkids - (tip) the best thing you could put on a mouse trap is peanut butter, gets'em everytime. :thumbup:




If you put the trap so the trigger end is against the wall, you often don't even need bait, they just walk across it while walking along the wall.

Mice are F-ing NASTY. One of the Warrant Officers I shared an office with when I was in the Army had a nest of them in his desk because he would leave food in it. When moving shops, My Platoon Sgt and I pushed his desk off the truck, doused it with diesel, and set it on fire right on the shoulder of the road on post. He had all kinds of awards and paperwork that the MPs traced back to him, but he was on leave at the time.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Wortcov

I fail at ebay.  :bluesad:

@3mnkids: don't listen to then, use the Swedish method  :tongueout:

Quote from: Wortcov on October 15, 2008, 02:05:24 PM
the Swedish way to do it ( true story, we did this about 5-6 years ago )  :tongueout:

you will need:
4-5 friends
brooms
a backdoor ( or in your case, a window whit a ramp)

step1: locate the mouse
step2: hunt said mouse around for a while ( to drain its stamina)
step 3: make the mouse run between the door( or ramped window) and one of the friends armed whit a broom
step4: launch the mouse out the door/window whit the broom and close it afterwards
step5: celebrate this human victory over nature whit beer  :cheers:


venomx

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wfhb0CkCSm0

Please note*

Im not making fun of her by posting this, I think its heartwarming and dam amazing!

ghouck

Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

BTM

#3431
So, I'm playing Resident Evil 4 for the computer (yes, I know, I'm behind) and I can't help but think, "Dear God, WHY can't I use the MOUSE in this game?!?  Were they THAT damn lazy, that they couldn't implement a mouse function?  A mouse would be perfect for aiming (you know, just like 99.99% of other shooter games out there use it for that) but nooooooo... they give a s**tty keyboard setup instead.  

Grrrr!

And I can't get past that assmonkey with the chainsaw...
"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss

Ash


What if the Mexican version of Google is just "Google" spelled backwards?

El Goog

:bouncegiggle:   :bouncegiggle:


Mr. DS

My wife gets a flu shot yesterday and now feels like crap.  I'm staying home so she can rest this morning.  I really have to go to work but can't because my oldest needs to be dropped off at school.  I'm a bit PO'd right now. 
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"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Doggett

                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.