The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Mr. DS]

Wow...I made my dinner a bit too spicy.   

[JaseSF]

I was thinking that e-mail forwards should automatically go into their own folder with your e-mail account.

[Rev. Powell]

How do you know for sure that the Master wouldn't approve unless you ask him?  Go ahead, I'm sure he's a reasonable guy.

[LilCerberus]

Roger Corman's up for a Lifetime Achievement Award. :-)

[Wortcov]

its 6:31 in the morning and I probably got a ear infection. Why am I still awake?

[BTM]

I just fixed a vent I accidently broke with duct tape.  Lets see how long it takes the wife to notice. 

Remember, all you need is WD40 and duct tape.  If it moves and it's not supposed to, use duct tape.  If it's supposed to move and doesn't, use WD40.  If you need more than that, you probably can't fix it.

:)

[Jack]

A buddy of mine wants me to play golf with him today.  It's the middle of November for pete's sake!  Fifty degrees, cloudy, windy;  unfortunately this is what passes for perfectly good golfing weather here in Minnesota.  Hey, I love golf, but there comes a time each year when it's time to put the clubs away.

[3mnkids]

its 6:31 in the morning and I probably got a ear infection. Why am I still awake?

Im sorry, I hope thats not what it is.  Im dealing with an ear infection right now, in both ears. Its also making my tooth hurt. It sucks. Earaches and toothaches are the worst and to have both at the same time is making me miserable.

[Saucerman]

Last week there was an incident of industrial sabotage at the factory I work at.  Someone dumped a gallon of ink into a vat of toothpaste.  Fortunately the contaminated batch was discovered before it was put into the tube-filling machine.  Last night, a team of what I suspect were private investigators were brought in to interview the workers on each shift to try and figure out who did it. 

I'd overheard a coworker say he'd witnessed the sabotage take place, but didn't want to report it because the proffered reward was "too small" at "only" $500.  He felt that, if they really wanted to know who did it, they'd offer at least $2,000. 

So, when it came time for me to be interviewed, I told them this coworker's name and what I'd overheard him say.  Another coworker had also overheard this guy's story, and corroborated my information. 

They interviewed this guy three times, with each of the three PIs taking a turn on him. 

Today might prove interesting at work.

[Mr. DS]

I often wonder about how certain people can go back to a place where they've p!ssed off several people after an extended amount of time and act like nothing is wrong.   

[hellbilly]

its 6:31 in the morning and I probably got a ear infection. Why am I still awake?

I had an ear infection in late July which lasted till mid September. It ruined my whole summer. I got the infection from cleaning my ear with warm water. Never again.

[Wortcov]

I was to the doctor today, both ears are infected. got to take 6 pills a day for 5 days, hopes it helps. but on the good side, now I got a reason to stay inside and watch all episodes of blackadder that I got last week. 

[Psycho Circus]

I often wonder about how certain people can go back to a place where they've p!ssed off several people after an extended amount of time and act like nothing is wrong.   

You've just described my Friday night. 

[hellbilly]

I was to the doctor today, both ears are infected. got to take 6 pills a day for 5 days, hopes it helps. but on the good side, now I got a reason to stay inside and watch all episodes of blackadder that I got last week. 

I was totally deaf on my infected ear for nearly two weeks. It sucked watching movies or listening to music plus I had problems with my balance because of not being able to hear on one side. Hope you won't have to experience the same 

[Mr. DS]

Max Cavalera era Sepultura is the true definition of what thrash metal should sound like.