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The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

Started by BTM, January 05, 2008, 10:12:17 PM

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indianasmith

Yesterday an 8th grade student asked me:
"Mr. Smith, have you ever seen an alien?"

I responded without hesitation -
"Yes, I see them every day!!"

10 second pause for effect - and then:

"Oh - I'm sorry - you were assuming I'm from this planet, weren't you?"

He was kinda:  :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:

It was classic! :bouncegiggle:
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Joe the Destroyer

It's been a hell of a night, but I have to shove off to bed. 

New review for Low G Man submitted, and one for Home Alone has just been completed (first draft).

Mr. DS

Why does "scrod" sound like some sort of awful rash or VD?
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall


Leah

I find it funny that when you click on an add on a vid that's 10+ mins, it will show a different add altogether!
yeah no.

Vik

I changed my image and username back to Vik because I heard White dynamite sucked  :drink:
Do you guys like the image better ?

Leah

Quote from: White Dynamite on April 14, 2010, 06:23:10 PM
I changed my image and username back to Vik because I heard White dynamite sucked  :drink:
Do you guys like the image better ?
your username is still White Dynamite  :tongueout:
yeah no.

Vik

Quote from: Bull on April 14, 2010, 06:30:11 PM
Quote from: White Dynamite on April 14, 2010, 06:23:10 PM
I changed my image and username back to Vik because I heard White dynamite sucked  :drink:
Do you guys like the image better ?
your username is still White Dynamite  :tongueout:
oops, done now.

asimpson2006

I realized that when I got to work I forgot my pain meds for my docs appointment today at home. 

Rev. Powell

I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Mr. DS

As a husband and a father I'm amazed at what some husbands/fathers get away with in their homes.   :question:
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Psycho Circus

Such a hot, crap day at work. I know full well tomorrow will be even worse, but I can come home to beer.  :smile:

lester1/2jr


Leah

yeah no.

indianasmith

"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"