The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Newt]

Course, neatly enough, most of the people who've told me this are married, and NONE of the people who've told me this have been alone all their lives.

If they've been alone all their lives...how can they be in a position to advise you on how to find someone?  About coping with being alone, maybe.

That's what I meant about glass half full/half empty:  what kind of advice are you looking for?  How to deal with status quo, or how to change it?

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

Does a Ymir attack constitute a Venereal Disease?

[3mnkids]

In the grinds thread I posted about emails asking if I wanted a bigger penis ticking me off. Today I got one that made me laugh my ass off... the subject was "beef up the size of your willy"   

[Mr. DS]

In the grinds thread I posted about emails asking if I wanted a bigger penis ticking me off. Today I got one that made me laugh my ass off... the subject was "beef up the size of your willy"   

I prefer the term "tallywhacker"

[Jack]

In the grinds thread I posted about emails asking if I wanted a bigger penis ticking me off. Today I got one that made me laugh my ass off... the subject was "beef up the size of your willy"   

They just send you a magnifying glass you know 

[3mnkids]

I have a bad case of the duhs this morning. I gotta go back to bed   

[Jack]

I haven't caught a good beer buzz early in the morning in about...15 years at least.

I mean, it's not the type of thing I'd generally like to make a habit of, but jeez.  Fifteen years.  A lot of people haven't even been alive for that long.

[Jack]

And why's my basement full of crickets?  I kill 'em all off one night, there's a whole new batch the next night.  Can they crawl right through the molecules in the concrete or something?  How the hell do they do that 

[Saucerman]

What kind of person steals a man's lunch box?!?

[3mnkids]

What kind of person steals a man's lunch box?!?

A hungry one?

[Jack]

Some video game executive actually said this:

"Following a comprehensive audit of the title, assets and internal team, we have decided that a core team responsible for the Project Kane prototype will take the game into full production, led by the key vision holders."

Key vision holders?  That is just so stupid on so many levels  

"Dude, could you hold my vision for me for a minute, I gotta go pee."

"Sorry, but your vision doesn't quite rise to the level of being key.  You're just a trivial vision holder."

"Well, he had a vision, and it was a key vision, but he just couldn't hold it."

"You've got some really good visions, in fact I think they might be key.  But we don't like you much, so we're going to have someone else hold your vision for you."

[lester1/2jr]

I hate wild rice. Leave it in the wild I say. It tastes like rubberized dirt.

[indianasmith]

Life is like a box of nostrils - there's some boogers in it!

[Doggett]

I'm tempted to watch Ghosts of Mars.

I remember thinking it was rubbish but Jacks glowing review makes me want to give it another chance.

[Jack]

I'm tempted to watch Ghosts of Mars.

I remember thinking it was rubbish but Jacks glowing review makes me want to give it another chance.

Oh god, NEVER pay attention to my reviews!!!  I hang out on a site devoted to BAD movies