The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Fausto]

If you've listened to "Baby its cold outside" as many times as I have in the past few days, you start to suspect that Dean Martin was trying to date rape Doris Day.

[Paquita]

If you've listened to "Baby its cold outside" as many times as I have in the past few days, you start to suspect that Dean Martin was trying to date rape Doris Day.

I love that song!  But only the Dean Martin version, all others are stupid.  Nothing puts me in the holiday spirit more than listening to Dean Martin pressure a woman into sleeping with him by bribing her with booze and cigarettes and complimenting her hair.

[Leah]

my mum said that The Big Bang Theory is the funniest TV show she's ever seen, I dispute this- Whose Line was much funner because it was real, well sorta.

[BTM]

There's a guy at the hotel right now who's last name is Koon.  I imagine it must be real awkward introducing himself to black people.

[Jack]

I've got a dentist appointment for 10:00 this morning, and I'm actually pretty happy about that    My slightly uncomfortable tooth is now noticeably uncomfortable. 

[Mr. DS]

I wonder if we can get Allhallowsday to the 1000+ karma club by years end.   

[Newt]

I wonder if we can get Allhallowsday to the 1000+ karma club by years end.   

That's up to him, isn't it?
We can if he can.   

[Newt]

There's a guy at the hotel right now who's last name is Koon.  I imagine it must be real awkward introducing himself to black people.

If anyone takes offense he can tell them it is a very old surname of German origins ("Kuhn") that was mis-spelled phonetically by someone who wrote it down when they immigrated.   So there.

[Jack]

Oh joy, I get to go in for a root canal on Tuesday.  Why can't it ever be something simple like "Just a little cavity, we'll fix ya up good as new!".  Nope, that's not the way my life goes.  Instead I get "WOW, that's a really BIG abscess, I'm surprised you're not in a lot more pain than you are!" 

Yippee, maybe I've got that to look forward to tomorrow.

BAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

If I'm a little grumpy for the next few days, just ignore me.   

[Doggett]

Oh joy, I get to go in for a root canal on Tuesday.  Why can't it ever be something simple like "Just a little cavity, we'll fix ya up good as new!".  Nope, that's not the way my life goes.  Instead I get "WOW, that's a really BIG abscess, I'm surprised you're not in a lot more pain than you are!" 

The same thing happened to me.

I was made to take anti-biotics because my abscess so large.
Although I was almost in tears I was in so much pain. 

[3mnkids]

Oh joy, I get to go in for a root canal on Tuesday.  Why can't it ever be something simple like "Just a little cavity, we'll fix ya up good as new!".  Nope, that's not the way my life goes.  Instead I get "WOW, that's a really BIG abscess, I'm surprised you're not in a lot more pain than you are!" 

Yippee, maybe I've got that to look forward to tomorrow.

BAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

If I'm a little grumpy for the next few days, just ignore me.   

Im so sorry.    There is nothing worse than a toothache. I hope you feel better

[Jack]

Thanks for the sympathy    So far it's not too bad - hopefully it will stay that way.  But yeah, I doubt it 

I started on antibiotics today.  Maybe they'll help.  If not, I guess there's always beer.  Hey, worth a try you know 

[Rev. Powell]

If you've listened to "Baby its cold outside" as many times as I have in the past few days, you start to suspect that Dean Martin was trying to date rape Doris Day.

I love that song!  But only the Dean Martin version, all others are stupid.  Nothing puts me in the holiday spirit more than listening to Dean Martin pressure a woman into sleeping with him by bribing her with booze and cigarettes and complimenting her hair.

The Ray Charles/Betty Carter version is NOT stupid.  I also like the Asylum Street Spankers rendition.  And of course, the karaoke version I recorded last year for my Christmas album was FAR from stupid.

[Paquita]

Ok ok ok.. pardon my blanket statement, let me revise: Many other versions that I have heard are, in my opinion, stupid.  Such as the "Elf" version, if only because it was in Elf, no offense to anyone's sing voice, the Martina McBride version where her voice is inserted into the Dean Martin version bothers me, and there's another version, I'm not sure who sings it, but the woman gets all breathy and chatty towards the end and you can hear the saliva smacking around in her mouth, I don't like that one either.  I don't believe I've had the pleasure of hearing the Ray Charles/Betty Carter version, and I'm sure your karaoke version is not stupid, and I'll even venture to say it's probably awesome.

[Doggett]

If you've listened to "Baby its cold outside" as many times as I have in the past few days, you start to suspect that Dean Martin was trying to date rape Doris Day.

I love that song!  But only the Dean Martin version, all others are stupid.  Nothing puts me in the holiday spirit more than listening to Dean Martin pressure a woman into sleeping with him by bribing her with booze and cigarettes and complimenting her hair.

The Ray Charles/Betty Carter version is NOT stupid.  I also like the Asylum Street Spankers rendition.  And of course, the karaoke version I recorded last year for my Christmas album was FAR from stupid.

You forgot the best one. Ladies and genltemen, Cerys Matthews and Tom Jones:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PceqPkTdYgA