The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[LilCerberus]

Kids willing to pay $10 for a can of 4-Loco? Sheesh! Doesn't anybody remember how to make their own lightning bolt? :-O

[Sleepyskull]

I just saw an ad for Bayer aspirin in which a guy is having back pain, is offered Bayer, but turns it down at first because "I'm not having a heart attack, it's back pain." I know commercials are really stupid, but this guy has never heard of aspirin being used for anything except heart attacks?

[Raffine]

I just saw an ad for Bayer aspirin in which a guy is having back pain, is offered Bayer, but turns it down at first because "I'm not having a heart attack, it's back pain." I know commercials are really stupid, but this guy has never heard of aspirin being used for anything except heart attacks?

yes, I saw that one today and thought the same thing.

[BTM]

Why do some mutha f*ckas think just because they're leaving a workplace in six months its ok to say whatever they want?

Are they somehow immune from getting fired early?  

Dunno, I haven't left too many jobs (have been let go from a couple though) but when I have I gave a notice, and continued to work best I could.  My philosophy in that area is, "Never burn a bridge you might have to cross back over."

[Jack]

A long time ago I got two weeks notice I was getting laid off a job.  I still did my work - there wasn't much of it, that's why they were laying me off - but my attitude wasn't exactly exemplary.  Took a lot of smoke breaks and didn't care if anybody had a problem with me standing around doing nothing.  Think I called in sick a few times too 

[Cthulhu]

A long time ago I got two weeks notice I was getting laid

Hey, congratulations, man!

[LilCerberus]

I just saw an ad for Bayer aspirin in which a guy is having back pain, is offered Bayer, but turns it down at first because "I'm not having a heart attack, it's back pain." I know commercials are really stupid, but this guy has never heard of aspirin being used for anything except heart attacks?

Happened to me once, when a friend was complaining of a headache.
I offered her some aspirin, & She looked at me like I was was being a jerk, & said "I'm having a headache, not a heart attack!"

[Sleepyskull]

A long time ago I got two weeks notice I was getting laid

Hey, congratulations, man!

So you schedule your bedroom antics two weeks in advance...?

[Jack]

A long time ago I got two weeks notice I was getting laid

Hey, congratulations, man!

So you schedule your bedroom antics two weeks in advance...?

Doesn't everybody?   

[diamondwaspvenom]

That's right, another update: As of today, I shall be the vocalist for my band.

[Leah]

A long time ago I got two weeks notice I was getting laid

Hey, congratulations, man!

did you talk to your doctor first?

[ImaginaryFoot]

I hope somebody brings me a pizza

[RCMerchant]

Im Drunk. And When Im drunk I.....f**k....I listen to music. ENJOY!

CRAMPS! URK!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVLpaiH2hbQ

I dint post this on "random toughts by mistake. Aint my :song of the day." Imma lot crazier then tis! YIPPIE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R11x32WoxrM

[Mr. DS]

I can't stand that kid with glasses in the Polar Express.  That boy needs a slap.

[BTM]

Okay, am I the only one that finds it weird when a woman says that something gave her a "boner"? 

I know I'm behind the times and all, but that just strikes me as really nutty.

Granted, I suppose it's more simpler than "that made me wet" or some such, but still...