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Started by BTM, January 05, 2008, 10:12:17 PM

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ImaginaryFoot

I am drinking a Jeremiah Weed Roadhouse Tea, i like it very much
Lima beans are the Devil

Mr. DS

I should clean up the eggs my kid spilled on the floor but I found typing this much more important.
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

indianasmith

"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Jack

The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Cthulhu

Garlic & Sweat would be a great name for a punk band.

Paquita

I feel like a jerk when I say No to my sister-in-law when she asks if my daughter can visit for a few days.  We could actually use a couple days to get things done around the house, but every time she stays with them she comes back acting like a completely different kid.. and not in a good way  :bluesad:.

Ash


Raffine

Quote from: Jack on January 23, 2011, 10:13:30 AM
I need to cut my toenails and do the dishes.

In that order?


I learned from that 'Keeping Clean' short on MST3K to cut your toenails after your shower or bath because they will be softer and more easily managed.

It works!  :thumbup:
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

Rev. Powell

Quote from: Raffine on January 23, 2011, 09:26:30 PM
Quote from: Jack on January 23, 2011, 10:13:30 AM
I need to cut my toenails and do the dishes.

In that order?


I learned from that 'Keeping Clean' short on MST3K to cut your toenails after your shower or bath because they will be softer and more easily managed.

It works!  :thumbup:

I find that a shower followed by clipping my nails is the perfect end to a long day; an entire day spent grooming!
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Jack

Never did get the toenails cut.  They're not that long - it's not like I can run up the sides of trees using them as claws or something.  Though come to think of it, that would be really cool!

Maybe I'll do it today.  You don't want to just jump into a project like that.  You need to be in just the right mood.  
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

lester1/2jr

My toenails are gonna sue me for gross negligence.

BTM

Immature laugh of the day.

"O lovely p***y! Oh p***y my love!
  What a beautiful p***y you are!
     You are!
     You are!
What a beautiful p***y you are!"

   -"The Owl and the p***ycat" by Edward Lear
"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss

Raffine

Quote from: Jack on January 24, 2011, 07:56:57 AM
Never did get the toenails cut.  They're not that long - it's not like I can run up the sides of trees using them as claws or something.  Though come to think of it, that would be really cool!

Maybe I'll do it today.  You don't want to just jump into a project like that.  You need to be in just the right mood.  

Hmmm. I like the idea of growing my toenails into climbing spikes...

If you do cut them, make sure you cut them straight across, not curved like your fingernails. This prevents ingrown toenails.

Another hlepful hint I learned from the MST3K short!  :thumbup:
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

Fausto

Crap, I just realized I never emailed my assignment for my documentary class. First assignment, and I already screwed up.
"When I die, I hope you will use my body creatively." - Shin Chan

"Tonight, we will honor the greatest writers in America with a modest 9 by 12 certificate and a check for three thousand dollars...three thousand dollars? Stephen King makes more than that for writing boo on a cocktail napkin." - Jimmy Breslin

SPazzo

I have an English class in 15 minutes, but I don't want to move from this really comfy chair.  WHAT A DILEMMA!!!!  :buggedout: