The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Leah]

me needs bagels!

[SPazzo]

Psychology Midterm tomorrow.

[Mr. DS]

I just had chilli for breakfast.  I may have to leave the office a lot today if you know what I mean.

[Jack]

I got a cool new haircut, but all this gray around the temples is completely ruining the effect.   

[indianasmith]

Gorga grangabunchanostrilmonkeys!

[Doggett]

I wish I was as bright as everyone else on this board.

[Newt]

I wish I was as bright as everyone else on this board.

Doggett regularly underestimates himself.

[Sleepyskull]

I just looked up "snail dissection" on google images. Please kill me now.

[BTM]

I wonder, did God really mean for the Duckbill Platypus to be a real creature or was that like a joke that escaped from the lab somehow?

[BTM]

I don't drink or like "party atmosphere's".
I totaly agree with you about the type of people they attract...  

I was just by myself staring out over the Thames.

Try librarys to meet a girl. Some say supermarkets but I don't know about that...

Hey, you like food ?
Guess what ? I like food too !

Thanks for the answer! I appreciate it!

Good luck my friend!

And remember it could be worse, you could be like this one poor bastard friend of mine who's in his mid thirties and has never had a girlfriend, despite being an exceptional person.  (Just you know, not that handsome or rich or the other stuff that females tend to claim mean less to them than other things.)

Yeah, he's a real sad guy.  I always feel better about myself after thinking about him.  (sniff)

Excuse me, I have to go....

[Newt]

I wonder, did God really mean for the Duckbill Platypus to be a real creature or was that like a joke that escaped from the lab somehow?

Y'know how at the end of a session of a creative endeavor - like baking, for instance - you can have an assortment of scraps leftover that won't be enough to make one thing or another but you cannot put them back and don't want to throw them out so you put 'em all together in a mish-mash and it sorta works anyway but you'd never set out to do it quite like that to begin with?  There ya go: platypuses. 

[Couchtr26]

Take over Switzerland get all the chocolate. 

[BTM]

I wonder, did God really mean for the Duckbill Platypus to be a real creature or was that like a joke that escaped from the lab somehow?

Y'know how at the end of a session of a creative endeavor - like baking, for instance - you can have an assortment of scraps leftover that won't be enough to make one thing or another but you cannot put them back and don't want to throw them out so you put 'em all together in a mish-mash and it sorta works anyway but you'd never set out to do it quite like that to begin with?  There ya go: platypuses.  

That or my other theory is like a bunch of angels were all sitting around getting high and they were like, "Duuuude!  You know what would be REALLY funny?  If we like, created a beaver with a BILL!"  

"(cough, cough) Ahhh man, that'd be HILARIOUS!"  (inhales)  "And we could give it like, webbed feet and stuff..."  

(laughs crazily)

(Next day, they're peering from the clouds and see the platypus roaming around.)

"Whoa, dude!  Did we actually MAKE THAT?!?  Ahh, man!  Quick, kill it before the Boss founds out!"

(thundering voice behind them): Too late!

[Cthulhu]

So much to do. So much more I want to do. So little time.

[lester1/2jr]

a rhyming bartender would be annoying.