The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[ghouck]

You know how in Jewish weddings they have the groom stomp on a glass covered in a cloth?  I wonder what they do if the groom is in a wheelchair.  Do they let me roll over it?  Do they have someone dump him out on top of it and then help him back into the chair?

What about a Bah-mitzvah? Do they lift him up wheelchair and all, or do they take him out of the wheelchair and put him in a regular chair?

[BTM]

The profit margin at my new job is thinner than Christina Aquilara circa 90's.

What are you doing these days?

[Mr. DS]

There's a person on this earth who I absolutely hate for stabbing me in the back.  Though certain things have prevented me from confronting them I hope they drown in their guilt as much as I'm drowning in my anger towards them. 

[Paquita]

There's a person on this earth who I absolutely hate for stabbing me in the back.  Though certain things have prevented me from confronting them I hope they drown in their guilt as much as I'm drowning in my anger towards them. 

Aw, don't worry, I'm sure Jack will return your snowblower in a couple weeks.

[claws]

 

[Killer Bees]

Mmmmmmm.......pistachios.  Truly God's food 

[Jack]

There's a person on this earth who I absolutely hate for stabbing me in the back.  Though certain things have prevented me from confronting them I hope they drown in their guilt as much as I'm drowning in my anger towards them. 

Would you like to borrow my Aromatherapy candles?

[Mr. DS]

There's a person on this earth who I absolutely hate for stabbing me in the back.  Though certain things have prevented me from confronting them I hope they drown in their guilt as much as I'm drowning in my anger towards them. 

Would you like to borrow my Aromatherapy candles?

Jack...stay away from Bed, Bath And Beyond...I've warned you already

[lester1/2jr]

The Royal Wedding is cancelled. Edward has come out as gay, socialist and Muslim & says the UK is to blame for most of the worlds problems.

[Psycho Circus]

The Royal Wedding is cancelled. Edward has come out as gay, socialist and Muslim & says the UK is to blame for most of the worlds problems.

That doesn't surprise me... 

But who's Edward? 

[lester1/2jr]

aaiggh1!1 WILLIAM

[Psycho Circus]

aaiggh1!1 WILLIAM

[lester1/2jr]

also he's renamed himself edward

[ghouck]

Jack...stay away from Bed, Bath And Beyond...I've warned you already

Every time I go into the BB&B in Anchorage, there's always someone there that seems to think I'm a homosexual. The last time I was in there, some guy starts giggling and whispering to the girl he was with and the checkout clerk. Some snide comment was made so I told him to F off. The checkout girl said something like "it's ok, there's nothing wrong with being gay", and I said "Listen, I shop here because you're the only place that sells the cookware I own. I have expensive cookware because I like to EAT. Come over some time, I'll cook you dinner, but i guarantee we're going to f@#$ by the end of the evening. I've yet to cook a meal for a woman and NOT get into her pants afterward, THAT is how good of a cook I am. So you want a good meal and an even better F@#$, come to my place for dinner". They had no answer.

[Psycho Circus]

Jack...stay away from Bed, Bath And Beyond...I've warned you already

Every time I go into the BB&B in Anchorage, there's always someone there that seems to think I'm a homosexual. The last time I was in there, some guy starts giggling and whispering to the girl he was with and the checkout clerk. Some snide comment was made so I told him to F off. The checkout girl said something like "it's ok, there's nothing wrong with being gay", and I said "Listen, I shop here because you're the only place that sells the cookware I own. I have expensive cookware because I like to EAT. Come over some time, I'll cook you dinner, but i guarantee we're going to f@#$ by the end of the evening. I've yet to cook a meal for a woman and NOT get into her pants afterward, THAT is how good of a cook I am. So you want a good meal and an even better F@#$, come to my place for dinner". They had no answer.

That is the greatest anecdote I have ever read, hands down!