The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Raffine]

Harry looks just like his ol' dad.



James Hewitt. 

[Leah]

I'm bored
  okay, all better

[Mr. DS]

Jack...stay away from Bed, Bath And Beyond...I've warned you already

Every time I go into the BB&B in Anchorage, there's always someone there that seems to think I'm a homosexual. The last time I was in there, some guy starts giggling and whispering to the girl he was with and the checkout clerk. Some snide comment was made so I told him to F off. The checkout girl said something like "it's ok, there's nothing wrong with being gay", and I said "Listen, I shop here because you're the only place that sells the cookware I own. I have expensive cookware because I like to EAT. Come over some time, I'll cook you dinner, but i guarantee we're going to f@#$ by the end of the evening. I've yet to cook a meal for a woman and NOT get into her pants afterward, THAT is how good of a cook I am. So you want a good meal and an even better F@#$, come to my place for dinner". They had no answer.

That store for me is a bit of a wet dream when it comes to cool kitchen items.  Not sure why its "gay" to take a fondness in cooking/baking but for some it is. Its kind of an odd thing to think a person's sexuality is based around where they shop and if they take an interest in baking/cooking IMHO.

[Leah]

Jack...stay away from Bed, Bath And Beyond...I've warned you already

Every time I go into the BB&B in Anchorage, there's always someone there that seems to think I'm a homosexual. The last time I was in there, some guy starts giggling and whispering to the girl he was with and the checkout clerk. Some snide comment was made so I told him to F off. The checkout girl said something like "it's ok, there's nothing wrong with being gay", and I said "Listen, I shop here because you're the only place that sells the cookware I own. I have expensive cookware because I like to EAT. Come over some time, I'll cook you dinner, but i guarantee we're going to f@#$ by the end of the evening. I've yet to cook a meal for a woman and NOT get into her pants afterward, THAT is how good of a cook I am. So you want a good meal and an even better F@#$, come to my place for dinner". They had no answer.

That store for me is a bit of a wet dream when it comes to cool kitchen items.  Not sure why its "gay" to take a fondness in cooking/baking but for some it is. Its kind of an odd thing to think a person's sexuality is based around where they shop and if they take an interest in baking/cooking IMHO.

[Mr. DS]

Reese Witherspoon is one of those chicks I can't decide if she's hot or not.

[Psycho Circus]

Reese Witherspoon is one of those chicks I can't decide if she's hot or not.

I think she's a good looking woman, pretty, but not hot. Not many type anyway, too plain.

[Rev. Powell]

Smoking "weed killer" just isn't the same as smoking "killer weed." 

[claws]

Reese Witherspoon is one of those chicks I can't decide if she's hot or not.

She's a sweetie but for some reason I was more distracted then usual by her forehead in Walk the Line.

[diamondwaspvenom]

I'm currently working on an 8-10 minute movie that I plan to film over the summer. I've got the script ready, so all I need are actors and a location.

Hopefully, I'll get those soon. One of my friends agreed to help me out with the project including the actors and location aspects.

It's gonna be awesome.

[Jack]

Smoking "weed killer" just isn't the same as smoking "killer weed." 

Kinda like "Better a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy".

[Mr. DS]

I've been battling an ingrown hair and it turned into a whitehead.  I just popped it and the puss that came out was epic. 

[Allhallowsday]

I don't wanna go to no official obama website.  Quit buggin' me.  I wanna watch BOY GEORGE.      An' I mean it.  

[BTM]

I've been battling an ingrown hair and it turned into a whitehead.  I just popped it and the puss that came out was epic. 

Sometimes I watch those type of vids on Youtube.  I really have no idea why.  They're like freaking trains wrecks, but I guess there's something cathartic in the cleansing of those type of wounds.

[Mr. DS]

I've decided to blame my constant scowl on being half German in case anyone asks from now on.

[Kaseykockroach]

http://youtu.be/25HqlShGBtc
I need to wash my eyes out with soap now...
I've been trying to figure out why and how someone is supposed to find this funny.
"You have to see the show before you bash it!". Well, if this is what they're picking for the ad to entice us into watching it, it's going to be VERY bad.
"Give it a chance!". No. Life is too precious.
So, they took Witch Hazel, changed her name AND voice...That doesn't even deserve a facepalm.
And I didn't even show you the worst clip. They have Yosemite Sam rapping... I don't think I need to tell you why this is wrong (or really, why it's wrong to make new Looney Tunes in the first place). I would've preferred these characters be buried and forgotten by the 60's. Let them die in peace.