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Mr. DS

Quote from: ghouck on May 24, 2011, 09:02:40 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on May 24, 2011, 08:47:12 PM
I wonder if I can get three five free meals this week...hmmmm...possible.

Thirty-five free meals?
That would be nice, I could always freeze them.  Three to five, my bad.
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http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

ghouck

Well, you could do the cockroach trick: Catch a cockroach, put it in a container (35mm film container works great), and go to a restaurant. When you're nearly finished eating, put it on the table, smash it, and call over the waiter. This actually works best if you order LOTS of food, as it will look like you're in the middle of dinner, rather than already finished. Also, this works better in decent restaurants, you won't even get a free drink from a McDonalds.

Car dealerships are usually a good place to pick up free coffee and donuts, they often have them out, especially weekday mornings. It's also a good place to get a free ride: They usually have a shuttle to take people who are having the vehicles worked on to where they need to go. Just get in like you've done it a million times and nobody will ask you any questions except "where do you want to go?".



Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Psycho Circus

I've just got off the bus from work, and EVERYONE in the centre of town is wearing earpieces and coming up to me asking if I'm the "radio renegade" ?? When I asked a couple of them what the hell they were talking about, they just repeated themselves like a bunch of damn robot a***oles.

flackbait


LilCerberus

"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Jack

Nothing prettier than a rainy day.  Everything's so incredibly lush and green, the nearby hills are misty, the faraway ones gradually disappear into the fog.

And you get a free car wash out of it too!
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Sister Grace

Considering the best way to convince someone to wear a pair of tight leather pants and gloves...
:bouncegiggle:
Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-

Leah

Quote from: Sister Grace on May 25, 2011, 04:50:10 PM
Considering the best way to convince someone to wear a pair of tight leather pants and gloves...
:bouncegiggle:
nah, I prefer the red leather jacket. :wink:
yeah no.

Flangepart

If I could remake FROGS, I'd add a scene where the boss frogs are in tiny wheelchairs, and have no legs. And they speak French.
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

LilCerberus

Okay, I think I know what I'm doing. Now, if I could just figure out a way to make money off what I do.
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

lester1/2jr


Leah

Should I be amazed or disgusted to see a Rolls-Royce selling for less than 9K?
yeah no.

ghouck

Quote from: El Toro Loco on May 25, 2011, 07:52:04 PM
Should I be amazed or disgusted to see a Rolls-Royce selling for less than 9K?

Where is that? what shape is it in?
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Leah

yeah no.

Mr. DS

DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall