The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[LilCerberus]

  Suddenly having fewer "Who am I Kidding?" days, & more "What was I Thinking?" Days...

[Mr. DS]

Jack amuses me

[ghouck]

We are Motorhead and we don't have no class...

[Leah]

Jack amuses me

well, at least it's not s**t that amuses you 

So, Chocolate soda, it's like drinking a liquified Tootsie Roll

[diamondwaspvenom]

Budgies only exist to make noise.

[Psycho Circus]

Am I the only person on earth that hates the weekend?

[diamondwaspvenom]

Am I the only person on earth that hates the weekend?

Weekends are overrated.

[Jack]

My computer's so screwy.  Three times in the last two days the keyboard quit working, so I unplugged it and plugged it in again.  This last time I had to reboot the stupid thing.  Now when I move the mouse to turn the screensaver off, it makes a faint little beep, an image appears for a second, then it goes back to a blank screen.  I turned the monitor off and on about 4 times and then finally it stayed on.

BAH! 

[venomx]

Check the connections...

Make sure nobody put ps2 or usb keylogger hardware splits on your PC.

Vista, XP or 7? Also - Do you have good anti virus protection?

[Jack]

I've got Windows Vista and AVG free anti-virus.  I suppose I could run a scan now just to check.

Thanks!

[Cthulhu]

Creepy...my family was (and still is) sleeping. The balcony door was open, so I decided to close it. I took the dog down for a walk. 5 minutes, tops. I came back, and the balcony door was open.
I went into my room. Stayed there for a while, surfing the net, etc.
Then I walked out to the living room.
The balcony door was closed again.

I'll have to ask my parents tomorrow wether they were the ones messing with the doors.
They must have been.

Damn, shouldn't have spent the day reading ghost stories...

[Leah]

I've got Windows Vista

Well there's your problem

[Leah]

I hope some of that Abarth Lunacy comes to America. (Crosses fingers)

[Rev. Powell]

Here's Wikipedia's synopsis of the first verse of Digital Underground's "The Humpty Dance."

"Mr. Hump gets everyone's attention by requesting they end the task they are performing at that time. Mr. Hump then proceeds to take one's perception of what's popular and make it no longer appealing. He then goes on to say that despite his comical appearance he is very wealthy, and the planet earth should prepare for his arrival. Mr. Hump invites a group to give their undivided attention as he explains that he has recently moved to the area and he does not make wise decisions. This is of course irrelevant due to his music being produced by his group Digital Underground. He then warns everyone that he will consume all of their cognac that they own. Mr. Hump now decides to introduce himself in a sort of condescending way by removing the initial letter of his first name and then repeating it to the listener. Mr. Hump tells all of the female listeners he would like to perform intercourse with them and issues a request to the current top ten popular rap artists to allow him to be above all of them on the music charts. The listeners should note Mr. Hump seems to be walking on stilts. He then compares the listeners to a popular nursery rhyme where an egg falls from a wall. Pursuing this metaphor, Mr. Hump claims his loud music will cause his listeners to share the same fate with said egg. Mr. Hump then energetically describes some of his favorite things which include: using words that sound alike, his music to have a strange odor emitting from it, and his breakfast oats not to be mixed well. Mr. Hump claims that he is an ill gang member who does very well with members of the opposite sex. Despite all of that, once in a while his absurd behavior causes him to consume all of the listener's saltines and twizzlers for an undisclosed reason. Mr. Hump then gets the attention of his overweight female listeners by using some offensive phrases. Mr. Hump then points out the fact that even though he is significantly smaller than his overweight listeners he has never had a problem having sexual intercourse with women of their stature. Mr. Hump admits he is a sexual deviant who prefers females with an extremely large posterior, and that he once had intercourse in the restroom of a Burger King. Mr. Hump shares with his listeners that he suffers from some type of mental disorder but will somehow make up for that by leaving his listeners in awe. Despite the fact Mr. Hump is by most standards not a very attractive man he still manages to find himself in situations where women allow him to rummage around in their trousers. Mr. Hump finally reveals to the listeners that he has a dance named after him known as the humpty dance. The audience is now encouraged to perform this dance and observe Mr. Hump perform the dance as well."

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[ghouck]

I had some hot apple pie topped with banana pudding with banana slices in it, with a little whipped cream mixed in. It was amazing, it was so good I actually felt guilty, because nothing that good can possibly be legal. When I was finished, I had a sense of relaxation and relief like I had just had sex. It was THAT good.