The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Trevor]

I keep seeing ads for a "cougar" dating site.  Newt would probably put them all to shame if she was unmarried and on there looking for younger men.   

We are in total agreement there, DS. 

[Allhallowsday]

Hoo boy.    

I'm ripping off BOB who's ripping off AJBauer who's ripping off TREVOR...

[Kaseykockroach]

Religion is like a penis. It's okay to have one. But don't pull it out and start waving it around. And PLEASE don't try to shove it down my children's throats.

[lester1/2jr]

I wish I had bought another 40

[Kaseykockroach]

Wishing I had copies of the Monstervision episodes Maximum Overdrive, Planet of the Apes and Skeeter. Sure, I could easily go out and grab those films if I wanted them, but with these particular films, it's just not the same without Joe Briggs. Oh well, Youtube at least has that that first one.

[Rev. Powell]

Just got an email from a guy who says he has an 8mm copy of the Linda Lovelace bestiality movie and wants to know if I think it's worth anything.   

[ghouck]

Just got an email from a guy who says he has an 8mm copy of the Linda Lovelace bestiality movie and wants to know if I think it's worth anything.   

I've seen it, truly disgusting. Is it illegal to own that kind of crap?

[Jack]

My vacuum cleaner has a "cleaning effectiveness per amp" of 17.  That's proudly emblazoned across the front of it.  What's the cleaning effectiveness per amp of your vacuum cleaner?  I bet it's not as high as mine   

I also noticed that my CD changer is the "Official car audio product of the World Cup France 1998".  That's pretty darned impressive to be chosen for such an honor!  I didn't even realize I had such a good CD changer.

[Mr. DS]

My vacuum cleaner has a "cleaning effectiveness per amp" of 17.  That's proudly emblazoned across the front of it.  What's the cleaning effectiveness per amp of your vacuum cleaner?  I bet it's not as high as mine   

Mine sucks more than yours undoubtedly.

[ghouck]

My vacuum cleaner has a "cleaning effectiveness per amp" of 17.  That's proudly emblazoned across the front of it.  What's the cleaning effectiveness per amp of your vacuum cleaner?  I bet it's not as high as mine   

Mine is 39. . .

[Jack]

^ 39?  Holy crap.  I bet if you stuck the hose to a kid's head you could lift him right off the ground. 

[Rev. Powell]

Just got an email from a guy who says he has an 8mm copy of the Linda Lovelace bestiality movie and wants to know if I think it's worth anything.   

I've seen it, truly disgusting. Is it illegal to own that kind of crap?

Depends on local laws.  In most places its legal to own a copy but illegal to sell or distribute it.

[ghouck]

^ 39?  Holy crap.  I bet if you stuck the hose to a kid's head you could lift him right off the ground. 

Actually, I just made that number up to mess with Jack. My vacuum is a cheap piece of crap. . .

[ghouck]

My vacuum cleaner has a "cleaning effectiveness per amp" of 17.  That's proudly emblazoned across the front of it.  What's the cleaning effectiveness per amp of your vacuum cleaner?  I bet it's not as high as mine   

Mine sucks more than yours undoubtedly.

Lol, one way or another, this must be true.

[Jack]

It's one of those crisp, cold mornings where you throw salt on the driveway and you hear the ice snapping and crackling all around you