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Started by BTM, January 05, 2008, 10:12:17 PM

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Leah

yeah no.

Saucerman

Having a drunk, middle-aged Chinese woman scream at me in a mixture of English and Cantonese at 11 pm when I have a pounding headache and just want to board my plane (which is two hours late) and go home, because she's convinced I'm stealing her place in line (she had actually lined up with the wrong boarding group) and meanwhile her 4-year old nieces are throwing a temper tantrum because it's so late and they're massively over-tired and their father gives them a bell -- a dinner bell, which they immediately fight over -- to ring to get them to calm down...

How I didn't cause an international incident, I'll never know.

Kaseykockroach

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSv2uf4o_tA
Confession: I sang this in elementary school, at the auditorium, in a talent show. I remember spitting on the judges in my attempt to emulate the lisp.
Closetshipper.deviantart.com

"You wanna be a genius, it's easy. All you gotta say is, everything stinks. Then you're never wrong."

lester1/2jr

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It's official @kwmurphy @BillCorbett and I will revisit "Manos" The Hands of Fate, one night only, live on Aug. 16th in theaters nationwide!

Trevor

We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Saucerman

Trying to explain to a friend of mine why it's impolite to talk and text in the movie theater, and she just isn't following my line of reasoning AT ALL.  But then I remember when she and I went to see an opera together and she tried to take out a bundle of yarn and start knitting during the show. 

I am such a cantankerous old man before my time...

Frank81

Quote from: Saucerman on March 29, 2012, 09:34:30 AM
Trying to explain to a friend of mine why it's impolite to talk and text in the movie theater, and she just isn't following my line of reasoning AT ALL.  But then I remember when she and I went to see an opera together and she tried to take out a bundle of yarn and start knitting during the show. 

I am such a cantankerous old man before my time...

I don't go to movies anymore, partly due to the fact, that most movies  are garbage and  partly cause of the audience.

Flangepart

How true. The last time I went to a theater was with friends, to see IRON MAN.
Shows how picky I am.
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Kaseykockroach

I just daydreamed up an entire 92-minute live-action film, right down to how all of the actors and actresses were friends and relatives, and the main character (played by me)'s pet dog and cat are played by my cat and dog. Something tells me I should write this down, even though Bloodsucking Chickens from Death Street will probably indeed never be made.
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"You wanna be a genius, it's easy. All you gotta say is, everything stinks. Then you're never wrong."

indianasmith

"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

lester1/2jr


Silverlady

Hold onto your dreams ....

indianasmith

Old people travel across the living room with the aid of a methane-based jet propulsion system.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Jack

Quote from: indianasmith on April 01, 2012, 09:19:41 AM
Old people travel across the living room with the aid of a methane-based jet propulsion system.

I can confirm this  :smile:
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Vik

8 pages done of my new screenplay. First day of writing. It's going smoothly.