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Started by BTM, January 05, 2008, 10:12:17 PM

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lester1/2jr

"Go to the ant, O sluggard;

consider her ways, and be wise.

Without having any chief,

officer, or ruler,

she prepares her bread in summer

and gathers her food in harvest."

(Proverbs 6:6-8 ESV)

indianasmith

One of my Dad's all time favorite sermons was built around that passage and a couple of others from Proverbs.  He called it "Big Wisdom from Small Things".
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Cthulhu


Psycho Circus

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Not shocked to find there is a Miley Cyrus sex doll. Shocked to find it is sold on Amazon, though.

Is that in "sports and outdoors" or "health and personal care"?

I'm ah...asking for a friend of course.

They have a whole "sex toys" section now. You don't want to look, I promise.  :buggedout:

You can buy a vibrating man ass!!  :buggedout:

Jack

It's painful getting old.  You lose all your coordination and you're constantly banging into stuff.
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

ER

Today's Back to School Thought:

It was considerate of Voldemort to always wait until the end of the school year before trying to murder Harry Potter and his friends.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

indianasmith

One of my former students has apparently bought into the whole "9/11 Was an Inside Job" line of crapola.  It's really very depressing.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

lester1/2jr

I've never understood that stuff. like what do they think happened? a bunch of robots did it?

indianasmith

Oh no!! It was the evil galactic overlord BushCheney!!!
The thing is, their whole spiel about how those two buildings could not have been toppled by two jets has been debunked my MIT structural engineers (among others), yet they keep sprouting the same old discredited BS!!! :hatred:
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

AndyC

Quote from: indianasmith on August 21, 2012, 09:25:18 PM
Oh no!! It was the evil galactic overlord BushCheney!!!
The thing is, their whole spiel about how those two buildings could not have been toppled by two jets has been debunked my MIT structural engineers (among others), yet they keep sprouting the same old discredited BS!!! :hatred:

As we all know, freedom of speech means that anyone's half-assed notion of what's possible is just as valid as any expert opinion. Just what gives those engineers the right to think they're better than everyone else anyway?

And, of course, there is the basic fact that any powerful person holding an opposing viewpoint (whatever it might be) is evil and bent on ruining everything.

Too much sarcasm?
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

indianasmith

"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Trevor

Quote from: ER on August 21, 2012, 06:07:14 PM
Today's Back to School Thought:

It was considerate of Voldemort to always wait until the end of the school year before trying to murder Harry Potter and his friends.

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Trevor

Quote from: indianasmith on August 21, 2012, 09:25:18 PM
Oh no!! It was the evil galactic overlord BushCheney!!!
The thing is, their whole spiel about how those two buildings could not have been toppled by two jets has been debunked my MIT structural engineers (among others), yet they keep sprouting the same old discredited BS!!! :hatred:

They probably watched that miserable excuse for a 'documentary' called Loose Change  :hatred:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

ghouck

Quote from: indianasmith on August 21, 2012, 08:06:40 PM
One of my former students has apparently bought into the whole "9/11 Was an Inside Job" line of crapola.  It's really very depressing.

What frustrates me about the while 911 conspiracy thing is the number of Conspiracists and their websites that refuse to stop touting facts that have been disproven thouroughly, or even have been shown to be the conspiracist's error. It's just simply dishonest and insulting. There was one bit of 'proof' where they showed that debris from the plane that crashed into the ground was found a great distance from the actual point of impact, 'proving' that the craft exploded at altitude. Well, the distance the were using was road miles, and the actual straight-line distance was much much shorter, something around 1/10th or 1/12th of the road distance. There were several sites that were shown the error, acknowledged the error, yet never removed that 'fact' from their site.

The fact is that we as Americans are talkers. During the cold war the USSR imprisoned and killed a number of their own spies believing they were providing made-up information. Turns out they were simply sitting around in military mess halls, and restaraunts/bars local to military installations and listening to idle talk. There NO WAY IN HECK you could get 2 people to keep quiet about something of that magnatude, let alone the hundreds that would have to be involved.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

indianasmith

First day of school!  back to the never-ending war against ignorance!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"