The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Pilgermann]

Romney put something in Obamas beer

[ER]

My random thought is I don't think I've ever seen it be so long here between random thoughts.

[lester1/2jr]

Horders was absurd this evening. just ridiculous.

[indianasmith]

Had the day off from my day job, but still had to go teach my night class - got a lot of much-needed errands run today, and taught a pretty good session on the American Revolution and the Constitutional Convention this evening.  The war on ignorance is progressing nicely!

[ER]

An Irishman walked into a pub in Galway and ordered three pints, then started drinking them one by one.

"You know," said the publican, "if you'd order those one at a time they wouldn't go flat as fast."

"I order three at once because I have a brother who emigrated to America, and another who emigrated to New Zealand, and we all sit every Saturday night in our own corners of the world and have three drinks to remember each other in spirit."

The publican agreed it was a fine sentimental custom, and said nothing else about it each Saturday when the man appeared. One night, however, the Irishman walked in and ordered just two beers.

"I'm sorry for your loss," said the publican, pointing down where the bar was one beer short. "Who was it, the brother in America or the one in New Zealand?"

"Oh, no, they're both fine," said the Irishman, "it's just last night my wife made me swear off drinking. My brothers, though," he said as he gulped one of the two beers, "haven't made her any promises."

[Newt]

Just over a week until the Toronto After Dark Film Festival.  I'm hoping I can get to see at least Cockneys Versus Zombies.

[Trevor]

I'm hoping I can get to see at least Cockneys Versus Zombies.

I can imagine the dialogue: "Oi mate! Shoot 'im in the flippin' hed!" 

[JoeTheDestroyer]

Finding a new career has become my latest obsession.  When I take on such life-altering obsessions, I usually spend a lot of time eating comfort food and consuming things I shouldn't be.  The problem is that I want to find a career that I can at least tolerate that pays well so I can provide for my family, but I can't think of a single career that interests me.  At least none that are really practical, and I don't have the time right now in my life to try something impractical.

[Newt]

Apparently the rest of the household does not share my appreciation for Die Walkure on surround and a suitable volume at 8 am.  

Sometimes I wonder if we are related.

[indianasmith]

Now see, THAT I would appreciate!!!!

[Leah]

Why is there more Chuck Norris jokes than Bruce Lee jokes? Because Bruce Lee is not joke!

[lester1/2jr]

Alice Walker Texas Ranger

[Jack]

I'm catastrophically bored.

[tracy]

Why is there more Chuck Norris jokes than Bruce Lee jokes? Because Bruce Lee is not joke!

Absolutely!

[Leah]

I saw the best concert I've been to so far- Nightwish was Awesome, as well as the opening act: Kamelot, Alissa White-Gluz (from The Agonist), and Elize Ryd (from Amaranthe) f**k yeah! \m/ \m/