The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Allhallowsday]

Your minister would have been very disappointed in me I'm afraid 

A whole script comes to mind... 

[Allhallowsday]

Oh, and...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anTMH-0hjGs 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxG1kimjLNA

[Leah]

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.

Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford."

Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford."

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the "kicker":

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

AND...................:

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse...

Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater...


Aliens? Coincidence? Both? 

[Jack]

It's Thursday today?  What the heck happened to Wednesday?

[indianasmith]

Up til 2 AM in the ER with a friend last night.  I am BEAT!!!!

[Leah]

I want to take a ride on Highway 666, now known as Highway 191.

[Leah]

Oh, I'm 9000+ posts in, I will try to keep the Astronaut Sloth as my avatar until Kraken time.

[indianasmith]

You are too far ahead of me.  Let me catch up and we can have our Kraken initiation party together!!!

[Leah]

You are too far ahead of me.  Let me catch up and we can have our Kraken initiation party together!!!

I'm still 3 years too short to be legal Indy.

[indianasmith]

Platform shoes???

[Jack]

Ordered a new mouse pad:



Pretty cool, eh?

[indianasmith]

Utterly utilitarian.

[lester1/2jr]

too busy

[Leah]

Platform shoes???

SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH Dammit, that's the secret!

[indianasmith]

I think my wife has given me her cold.