The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

ER · February 13, 2013, 11:15:18 PM

There are few movies that wouldn't be improved by adding in a good sword fight.

Kaseykockroach · February 14, 2013, 02:44:04 AM

Quote from: Rev. Powell on February 11, 2013, 05:00:02 PM
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Well, this is one way to get some company for Valentine's.

LilCerberus · February 14, 2013, 03:36:52 PM

What if Cupid got ahold of a high powered assault rifle?
And what would the left have to say about him?

Leah · February 14, 2013, 03:42:30 PM

Just read some weird Hentai story..... Left me like this-

Bushma · February 14, 2013, 08:23:39 PM

Quote from: LilCerberus on February 14, 2013, 03:36:52 PM
What if Cupid got ahold of a high powered assault rifle?
And what would the left have to say about him?

Oh man, talk about a movie idea!

Winged gunman, assault rifle which shoot heart tipped arrows, high capacity quivers.

indianasmith · February 14, 2013, 09:23:38 PM

Few things are quite as entertaining as a well-played, competitive high school basketball game.

Leah · February 14, 2013, 10:01:23 PM

Quote from: LilCerberus on February 14, 2013, 03:36:52 PM
What if Cupid got ahold of a high powered assault rifle?
And what would the left have to say about him?

Love tipped bullets riddling people? Seems legit.

LilCerberus · February 14, 2013, 10:41:24 PM

Now I'm wondering how vampyres would react to being shot through the heart by one of Cupid's arrows. Either way, I'm sure they'd be very disappointed.

Ooh! What if Cupid shot you through the head, instead of the heart?
And what effect would that have on zombies?

Quote from: Bushma on February 14, 2013, 08:23:39 PM
Quote from: LilCerberus on February 14, 2013, 03:36:52 PM
What if Cupid got ahold of a high powered assault rifle?
And what would the left have to say about him?

Oh man, talk about a movie idea!

Winged gunman, assault rifle which shoot heart tipped arrows, high capacity quivers.

lester1/2jr · February 15, 2013, 03:35:35 PM

Saudi Arabia: 100% of our drivers understand what the passing lane is.

indianasmith · February 15, 2013, 07:05:14 PM

Pointy rocks are calling me. I must go find them!

ChaosTheory · February 16, 2013, 04:09:52 PM

Happy Birthday, LeVar Burton!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y-9ViLKkZE

indianasmith · February 16, 2013, 08:36:17 PM

Quote from: indianasmith on February 15, 2013, 07:05:14 PM
Pointy rocks are calling me. I must go find them!

Found FIVE of them!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leah · February 18, 2013, 12:21:39 AM

Roses are red,
Here's something new:
Violets are violets,
NOT F**KING BLUE!!!!!

indianasmith · February 18, 2013, 09:07:48 AM

Every mountain cedar on the planet should be launched into space and consumed by the fiery heart of the sun's heat!

STUPID POLLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Blows nose for the fortieth time since waking up!)

Leah · February 18, 2013, 07:52:33 PM

Quote from: indianasmith on February 18, 2013, 09:07:48 AM
Every mountain cedar on the planet should be launched into space and consumed by the fiery heart of the sun's heat!

STUPID POLLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Blows nose for the fortieth time since waking up!)

Pollen is essentially plant sperm, so you're catching plant STD.

WE ARE ALL BEING RAPED BY PLANTS!!!!!!!!!!! D: