The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Jack]

I used my wife's honey extract body wash this morning.  I don't think I've ever smelled this good before in my life!  

I'm just sittin' here enjoying my own aroma  

Wait!  You can't just advocate a product and not tell us the name and where to buy it!  I've not seen this honey extract body wash in the store.  I do have honey extract shampoo... I wonder if your wife has the same shampoo and that's what you used as body wash today?  

No I didn't use shampoo for body wash - can you even do that?  Is it safe?!?!   I think it was this stuff:



My skin still feels mahvelous even this morning 

[ChaosTheory]

It's strange the different ways love can die.

[ER]

Ironic song titles and lyrics:

"Leaving on a Jet Plane" by John Denver, died in a plane crash...

"....no I don't have a gun..." as sung by Kurt Cobain, self-explanatory...

"....cord stretches tight...." Ian Curtis in "In A Lonely Place" a month before he hanged himself...

"...it rips my life away, but it's a great escape..." Shannon Hoon, lyrics long thought to be about heroin...

"I Fall To Pieces" by Patsy Cline (poor lass, let's not go there)

"Who Shot Ya" by Notorious B.I.G.

"....nothing to do to save his life, call his wife in...." as sung by John Lennon, almost eerie, you know?

[Leah]

I used my wife's honey extract body wash this morning.  I don't think I've ever smelled this good before in my life!  

I'm just sittin' here enjoying my own aroma  

Wait!  You can't just advocate a product and not tell us the name and where to buy it!  I've not seen this honey extract body wash in the store.  I do have honey extract shampoo... I wonder if your wife has the same shampoo and that's what you used as body wash today?  

No I didn't use shampoo for body wash - can you even do that?  Is it safe?!?!   I think it was this stuff:



My skin still feels mahvelous even this morning 

Jack is trying to be a chick magnet again.

[lester1/2jr]

Shirley Temples are really good, but I would never order one.

[lester1/2jr]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/margret-thatchers-19-most-badass-moments

[indianasmith]

From the fall of France to the surrender of Japan in one lecture . . . am I awesome or what!!!??

[Leah]

I truely do believe that the commercials for "rejuvenating"  skin products means that the buyer is having a midlife crisis.

[Jack]

In past movies we've had white gangstas and camcorder guys for comedy relief.  In the future I think we'll start seeing Google Glasses guy.  That would be comedy gold. 

"Glass, take photo."  Every time a pretty girl walks by.
"Glass, shortest route to car."  When the inbred mutant cannibal hillbilly attacks.
"Glass, search for '99 Chevy Cavalier tuneup manual."  When the car won't start.

[Jack]

I hate it when I'm expecting the cashier to say "Have a nice day" but instead she says "Stop back again" and I just blurt out "You too".  Sounds so stupid.

[Leah]

I'm dizzy from head banging at metal.

[Leah]

I would like to strangle the head of Youtube for f**king it up so badly that it feels like it is crashing on me.

[WingedSerpent]

I want to like vimeo.  No ads before videos. More focus on actual film making instead of viral vids. The general atmosphere is friendlier, helpful and more professional. I want to like vimeo.

But that video player of their's just takes too long to load.

[Leah]

Holy s**t, Jack changed his profile pic!!!!

[Jack]

Holy s**t, Jack changed his profile pic!!!!

I had that old avatar for years lol.  It was definitely time for a change