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Started by BTM, January 05, 2008, 10:12:17 PM

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Chainsawmidget

Quote from: lester1/2jr on June 13, 2013, 04:06:18 PM
I got my Dad a collection of reggae versions of Elvis songs for Father's Day
Out of curiosity, I did a quick search for "Reggae Elvis" and not once did I see an image of a black guy with dreadlocks wearing a white sequin jumpsuit. 

I'm horribly disappointed.    :bluesad:

Rev. Powell



He's wearing gold lame instead of white sequin, but not bad.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

ER

Our new accountant is hairier than Robin Williams. He's from Romania and he has the most developed canine teeth I've ever seen. We were supposed to see him next Monday the 24th but this morning he asked to move the meeting up til Tuesday instead. Sunday the 23rd is a full moon.

I'm starting to think werewolf.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

LilCerberus

Up all night. feel like crap. kinda have an excuse; varmint in my house. just need to work up the nerve to make a few phone calls
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

indianasmith

One month out of high school, and my daughter has her first boyfriend.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

ER

Have you noticed any new gray hairs or ulcers yet, indy?   :bouncegiggle:
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

cqmorrell

Tried a durian fruit milkshake today, from a local Vietnamese restaurant. Dear God that was the worst thing I've ever ingested, seriously. Would go into more detail but not sure if it's in bad taste or not.

lester1/2jr

I got my brother in law a durian for Christmas he wasn't amused.

ER

I imagine carrion would probably taste a lot like durian does.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

cqmorrell

Closest taste to it, that I am personally aware of, were the burps I was having during a bout of gastroenteritis last summer. Not pleasant. Lipton bottled ice tea does an admirable job of killing the aftertaste, though.

Jack

Hear so much about profanity, but nothing about amateurfanity.
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Leah

Quote from: Jack on June 19, 2013, 09:16:52 AM
Hear so much about profanity, but nothing about amateurfanity.

That's because amateurfanity isn't real, you should look into confanity.
yeah no.

Jack

Quote from: El Misfit on June 19, 2013, 10:03:18 AM
Quote from: Jack on June 19, 2013, 09:16:52 AM
Hear so much about profanity, but nothing about amateurfanity.

That's because amateurfanity isn't real, you should look into confanity.

CONFANITY.....THE OPPOSITE OF "PROFANITY"..the act of complementing with exclamation.. or to distinguish ones positive attiude, outlook, or over all feelings.

Oh that's me through and through  :bouncegiggle:
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

claws

Been working for this company for two years now and I noticed something odd. Most of the younger guys there have developed a gut, even our young boss who now looks like the pillsbury doughboy. Either this is a new trend among young men (some of the guys seem to carry their new gut with pride) or they got impregnated by some alien life form.

ER

Today my four-year-old goddaughter Courtney announced that her imaginary friend, Mrs. Blind, doesn't like me. I've read enough Stephen King to know that 99.9% of imaginary friends are malevolent spirits, and that now my days are seriously numbered.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.