The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Newt]

One of my boys is working on a science project. He's making an animal cell, but part of the asignment was that it had to be edible. So he has a giant suger cookie with sprinkles, m&ms, tootsie rolls, and gummie worms.

A lot less mess than doing it with Jello!

[Newt]

It does not qualify as 'decadent' unless I sleep in until 8.

[Jack]

Yesterday I thought it was Sunday;  today I think it's Monday.  It's like I've become unstuck in time.

[Trevor]

It does not qualify as 'decadent' unless I sleep in until 8.

I cannot remember when last I slept that late: perhaps in college. 

[indianasmith]

COVBOYS 24  GIANTS 21  -  Happy Day!

[Jack]

Had one of those Bacon Portabella melt on Brioche things from Wendy's.  It was kind of yucky actually.

Saw a guy with a wife who I swear was only about 3' 6" tall.  She wasn't a midget either, just extremely short.

Also saw a kiosk at the mall that only sells spatulas with sports team insignias on them.

[Rev. Powell]

Had one of those Bacon Portabella melt on Brioche things from Wendy's.  It was kind of yucky actually.

Ah, the crazy diets our doctors put us on when we're diagnosed with gastritis!

[Jack]

Had one of those Bacon Portabella melt on Brioche things from Wendy's.  It was kind of yucky actually.

Ah, the crazy diets our doctors put us on when we're diagnosed with gastritis!

What, you mean that's not therapeutic?   

[LilCerberus]

Finally found one of those Ji lighters at Walmart for $8.
I don't smoke anymore.
I was trying to find a box of wooden matches, but they don't carry them anymore.

[Leah]

So the creators of Family Guy shall receive waves of backlash for their doing.

[Leah]

I can see one way Smell-o-Vision could fail; if someone in the movie industry decides to put in a fart smell when the viewer is suppose to use it at the time.

[Jack]

The guitarist for Journey is marrying some woman from the Real Housewives of DC and putting the wedding on pay-per-view.

That just blows my whole opinion of the band 

[indianasmith]

My wife sometimes bugs me about eating more vegetables. Actually, my diet is almost entirely vegetable in origin. Cows and pigs feed primarily on vegetation. Their bodies remove all the non-nutrients from the vegetable matter and then use the good parts to build muscle and tissue, which I then consume. Eating red meat is nothing more than eating PURIFIED vegetables! Hence my motto:
"Salad is not food. Salad is what food eats."

[lester1/2jr]

"Also saw a kiosk at the mall that only sells spatulas with sports team insignias on them."

fun

[Jack]

"Also saw a kiosk at the mall that only sells spatulas with sports team insignias on them."

fun

I was just amazed that they could make enough to pay an employee to stand there all day, plus whatever rent the mall charges them for the space, just by selling spatulas. You'd think they'd have to sell one every 5 minutes to make a profit, but I think it's more like one or two an hour. On a good day.