The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[JaseSF]

Ropes and pulleys can help us lift things with less people than possible otherwise.

[etmoviesb]

Prometheus, the way I see it, is the sort of movie you need to get out of your system if you're a fan of thirty years of Alien rip-offs. 

Wait for an edited for television version on a night when you've got nothing better to do.

I would not call myself a "Alien fan," but the movie makes no sense even in isolation!

However, according to the reviews there is a fanedit that seems to fix most problems: see here.

Just a slice of the description:

Watching the excellent deleted and alternate scenes in the Blu-Ray extras convinced me [...]

Seriously? If it is just half true, what there where thinkin' in post production?

[Rev. Powell]

Wow! Over 15,000 attempts to log into an administrator account overnight on my site! They could have made 15,000 times that number and still come no closer to breaking in. And if they managed to break in it would take me a day to fix the damage. What a stunning waste of resources!

[etmoviesb]

What a stunning waste of resources!

I am scientist with interest in environmental problems... I see this happening all the time.

[Jack]

The roof of my mouth has been totally vaporized by superheated pizza bread.   

[claws]

There was a group of five or six people with three shopping carts standing together chatting away at the yogurt section pretty much blocking anyone trying to walk by. I see this happen almost every time I go shopping. Take your shallow conversations outside and let other people shop 

[Josso]

The roof of my mouth has been totally vaporized by superheated pizza bread.  

Aw no!! I hate that, also have you ever had the thing where you won't eat for like a day because you are ill or whatever, then as soon as you eat something it hurts the roof of your mouth I've never figured out why it must be something to do with salivation I dunno. Sometimes I randomly get it for no reason and it's annoying because it ruins whatever you are eating

[JoeTheDestroyer]

I keep having stomach acid-flavored burps, and I really want them to go away. 

[lester1/2jr]

driving was tense today. pre storm New England is a weird country

[WingedSerpent]

In the movie, the monster wants Dr Frankenstein to create a bride for him.  Wouldn't that technically make them brother and sister?  The were both created by the same father

[Trevor]

There was a group of five or six people with three shopping carts standing together chatting away at the yogurt section pretty much blocking anyone trying to walk by. I see this happen almost every time I go shopping. Take your shallow conversations outside and let other people shop 

Do what I do if you see people blocking your way in a shop: walk like a drunk zombie, staggering, clutching hands, the lot. I guarantee they'll get out of your way very quickly. Oh yes and add a few moans too. Works every time. 

[Flangepart]

In the movie, the monster wants Dr Frankenstein to create a bride for him.  Wouldn't that technically make them brother and sister?  The were both created by the same father

Yeah...but the parts were from a LOT of other, eh...mommas? And the Doc's DNA ain't part of the creatures 'inheritance' so...

[Rev. Powell]

In the movie, the monster wants Dr Frankenstein to create a bride for him.  Wouldn't that technically make them brother and sister?  The were both created by the same father

I like the way you're thinking, but... was it incest when God created Eve for Adam?

The better question is not whether the relationship is incest, but---should it count as necrophilia?

[Jack]

When you've got bolts in your neck, you can't be too choosy.

[JaseSF]

As I recall, the Bride had a thing for the Doctor who created her...