The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[ER]

When I was little I used to think if I ever grew up and won a Nobel Prize, for my acceptance speech I'd say, "Thanks!" and walk offstage. That way nobody could ever have a shorter speech than me.

[Jack]

99 more posts until Krakenhood.  Thought I'd give you guys a heads-up 'cause I'm sure you'll want to buy me presents and stuff.

[indianasmith]

How did you get so far ahead of me?

[Leah]

99 more posts until Krakenhood.  Thought I'd give you guys a heads-up 'cause I'm sure you'll want to buy me presents and stuff.

If you get there before June, then I'll have to get you a speedy walking cane, or a mobility scooter. 

[Jack]

How did you get so far ahead of me?

Oh I can prattle on about nothing like you wouldn't believe 

[Jack]

99 more posts until Krakenhood.  Thought I'd give you guys a heads-up 'cause I'm sure you'll want to buy me presents and stuff.

If you get there before June, then I'll have to get you a speedy walking cane, or a mobility scooter. 

Yeah I was actually thinking more along the lines of one of these:

[indianasmith]

I want an actual Kraken - maybe not a full sized model, but about a 20 footer - that I can sic on my enemies!

[LilCerberus]

I want an actual Kraken - maybe not a full sized model, but about a 20 footer - that I can sic on my enemies!

25 years ago, I had a dream that I turned into Godzilla on a motorbike, that somebody in a van cut me off, and I started to grow as I sped up to catch them, and I picked the van up with my mouth, then my alarm clock went off as I was thrashing it to death...
Curious way to wake up.

[Alex]

Got woken up at some point in the middle of the night when my wife (while asleep), dug her fingernails into my side then pulled her hand back fast. Its only bleeding a little now, but it stings way out of all proportion. When I asked her what the hell was going on I got a very sleepy "The dragons are eating all the townspeople".

I think I might need to talk to her about cutting down her World of Warcraft playtime. Mind you, I did once get woken up by her sleep walking out of bed. When I asked her what she was doing she told me she needed to repair her armour and then hearthstone back, so maybe I should have got her to play less back then.

[Trevor]

Got woken up at some point in the middle of the night when my wife (while asleep), dug her fingernails into my side then pulled her hand back fast. Its only bleeding a little now, but it stings way out of all proportion. When I asked her what the hell was going on I got a very sleepy "The dragons are eating all the townspeople".

That is the first smile I've had all day. 

[Alex]

That is the first smile I've had all day. 

Good job I didn't post about the time she punched me in the nuts while sleeping, wouldn't want you to get injured falling off your chair laughing. ;)

[indianasmith]

She sounds like an interesting lady!

[Alex]

She definitely makes life more... entertaining. On the plus side, she did let me turn the largest bedroom (including a en suite) into my man cave, so I can't complain.

[Jack]

Frickin' computer calls me up and tells me that a "loved one" submitted my name to them and they want to let me know that if I've suffered any loss in the last two years I may be eligible for compensation.  I mean, if someone submitted my name to them, how the hell would they know whether or not I loved that person?  Good grief if you wanna pull a scam on me at least try to be halfway clever about it 

[WingedSerpent]

Which do youu think is harder for a writer/director to pull off successfully? Dark Comedy or Intentional Camp?