The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[LilCerberus]

The World of Tanks servers are down!  What should I do with my time?! 

Pull out your old Windows '95 companion CD & play Hover! 

[Leah]

The World of Tanks servers are down!  What should I do with my time?! 

You know exactly what to do. that's right, go out and go to Taco Bell for some cheap tex-mex food.

[Alex]

Ok, so at work a couple of days ago one of my co-workers was telling me he'd got up to find that someone had put a small pile of stones from his driveway on the bonnet of has car and lined some more stones along his windscreen wipers. When he asked me what I thought it meant I (with my tongue in my cheek) said "Well its a few years since I last watched it, but that reminds me of The Blair Witch Project. Didn't they come out their tents one morning and find little piles of stones? What you need to watch out for is next you get little figures made out of sticks."

I then forgot all about the conversation until the next day when he came into work and said "I was thinking about what you said yesterday about witches. How would I protect myself against that?"

I think I need to find a new planet to live on... Either that or I am going to start making little wooden figures to leave around. ;)

[Jack]

^ Should have told them to hang a slaughtered chicken on their front door 

[indianasmith]

Conspiracy theorists get on my nerves.  I'd like to take all the people who think 9/11 was an inside job, plus those who think the Holocaust was a hoax, those who think the moon landings were faked, and those who think Obama is a Muslim Fifth Columnist conspiring with the Illuminati to destroy America, and put them all on an island somewhere.

Then fly black helicopters over the island once a week.

[Bushma]

Ok, so at work a couple of days ago one of my co-workers was telling me he'd got up to find that someone had put a small pile of stones from his driveway on the bonnet of has car and lined some more stones along his windscreen wipers. When he asked me what I thought it meant I (with my tongue in my cheek) said "Well its a few years since I last watched it, but that reminds me of The Blair Witch Project. Didn't they come out their tents one morning and find little piles of stones? What you need to watch out for is next you get little figures made out of sticks."

I then forgot all about the conversation until the next day when he came into work and said "I was thinking about what you said yesterday about witches. How would I protect myself against that?"

I think I need to find a new planet to live on... Either that or I am going to start making little wooden figures to leave around. ;)

LOL!  That's brilliant!  Last year when I pulled up a lavender plant my wife didn't want anymore I took a bunch of stems from it and formed them into a Blair Witch type stick figure person and hung it inside.  It creeped people out when they came over.

[Leah]

Conspiracy theorists get on my nerves.  I'd like to take all the people who think 9/11 was an inside job, plus those who think the Holocaust was a hoax, those who think the moon landings were faked, and those who think Obama is a Muslim Fifth Columnist conspiring with the Illuminati to destroy America, and put them all on an island somewhere.

Then fly black helicopters over the island once a week.

What about those who believes in aliens? And I don't mean the tin foil hat wearing hobos?

[alandhopewell]

Ok, so at work a couple of days ago one of my co-workers was telling me he'd got up to find that someone had put a small pile of stones from his driveway on the bonnet of has car and lined some more stones along his windscreen wipers. When he asked me what I thought it meant I (with my tongue in my cheek) said "Well its a few years since I last watched it, but that reminds me of The Blair Witch Project. Didn't they come out their tents one morning and find little piles of stones? What you need to watch out for is next you get little figures made out of sticks."

I then forgot all about the conversation until the next day when he came into work and said "I was thinking about what you said yesterday about witches. How would I protect myself against that?"

I think I need to find a new planet to live on... Either that or I am going to start making little wooden figures to leave around. ;)

     Bad Alex....

[alandhopewell]

Conspiracy theorists get on my nerves.  I'd like to take all the people who think 9/11 was an inside job, plus those who think the Holocaust was a hoax, those who think the moon landings were faked, and those who think Obama is a Muslim Fifth Columnist conspiring with the Illuminati to destroy America, and put them all on an island somewhere.

Then fly black helicopters over the island once a week.

What about those who believes in aliens? And I don't mean the tin foil hat wearing hobos?

     Aliens are demons masquerading as extraterrestrials, just as they masquerade as ghosts. I dunno about Obama tag-teaming with the Illuminati, but the rest sounds plausible.

[JaseSF]

Is it just me or is there an alarming increase in selfish, whiny, narcissistic women who believe themselves to be entitled princesses? The selfie generation...maybe it's a rise in narcissistic people overall?!

[lester1/2jr]

Jase - I think Millenials have gotten way too much positive reinforcement in their lives

re conspiracy theories I usually make fun of them but the DIA report on ISIS/ Syria shut me up pretty good

[Leah]

Is it just me or is there an alarming increase in selfish, whiny, narcissistic women who believe themselves to be entitled princesses? The selfie generation...maybe it's a rise in narcissistic people overall?!

Online or in real life? I have been known to be the weird one on the other forum I go to by posting random thoughts in a chatbox, same thing in real life but toned down.

[LilCerberus]

When I moved into this place five years ago, one thing I was excited to do was set up my desk so I could work on my computer & look out my window at the same time... And then, I needed a set of readers... Then, last year, I went cross-eyed... So now, I need one pair of glasses to see my computer, and another pair of glasses to look out the window... Oh, well...

[Jack]

Well I've browsed all my usual sites twice now;  guess there's no choice but to get started on the yardwork 

[LilCerberus]

I wonder how Andy Kaufman would've played The Joker....