The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

Leah · April 03, 2016, 02:20:56 PM

Quote from: indianasmith on April 02, 2016, 08:58:51 PM
I have now made 9,500 posts on this forum.
Five hundred away from krakenhood!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Want me to send you a bottle of Kraken Rum?

Flangepart · April 04, 2016, 12:05:55 PM

Just don't go Kraken your head on a door frame when you topple over drunk.

Rev. Powell · April 04, 2016, 07:40:15 PM

Kinda cool. I just did some proofreading for the liner notes on an upcoming Bettie Page Blu-ray release.

Flangepart · April 05, 2016, 11:09:35 AM

When the cattle learn to use Uzi's, they will be lead by Vegans.

ER · April 05, 2016, 11:08:35 PM

I was almost asleep a few hours ago but my cousin stopped by and woke me up, and now I'm still up and I'm starting to fear this might turn into one of my insomnia nights.

ER · April 06, 2016, 05:11:33 PM

Then I asked, "But God, why is there but one set of footprints in the sand?"

To which God replied, "Because Sandpeople always ride single-file to conceal their numbers..."

Star Wars loving Christians will get that one...

ER · April 08, 2016, 04:06:04 PM

Yiddish word of the day is "tsuris" meaning an annoying problem.

Used in a sentence, "My daughter is fond of creating at least one tsuris for me every week or so," said my father.

ER · April 08, 2016, 05:09:53 PM

On Join or Die last night, the topic was "drugs that have had the greatest impact on history" and someone made a good point that Craig Ferguson picked up and ran with, that sugar is by any and all definitions a drug, it is legal, it is popular, and it kills more people than any other drug ever invented. I thought that was incredibly interesting.

WingedSerpent · April 08, 2016, 05:11:42 PM

I don't think my mother has ever used the drive through window at a fast food restaurant. She would always send me or one of my brothers in, because she either though it was faster or some other reason. We got Burger king for dinner tonight-and she still sends me in.

Flangepart · April 09, 2016, 09:30:55 AM

What if you were levitating, and suddenly got acrophobia?

LilCerberus · April 09, 2016, 09:58:06 AM

Quote from: Flangepart on April 09, 2016, 09:30:55 AM
What if you were levitating, and suddenly got acrophobia?

For a year or so after 9/11, that became a weird recurring nightmare of mine for some reason...

indianasmith · April 09, 2016, 11:33:20 AM

Lazy Saturday mornings sure are nice . . .

Flangepart · April 13, 2016, 11:59:06 AM

Just how random should a thought be? Oh, look...Spoons!

Trevor · April 14, 2016, 06:27:19 AM

Quote from: indianasmith on April 09, 2016, 11:33:20 AM
Lazy Saturday mornings sure are nice . . .

As from May, I'll be working once monthly on a Saturday so: hopefully there will be some $$ in it for me.

ER · April 15, 2016, 06:16:07 AM

My four-year-old is smarter than the great minds of physics. Yesterday we were watching a bumblebee bopping along from flower to flower, and I told her, "You know, Trin, the smartest scientists have never been able to figure out how a bumblebee can fly."

She looked at me funny and goes, "They use their wings."

Mystery solved!