The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[ER]

I been wrestling with this all day.... Unless you're a vegetarian, do you really have a right to be upset if a polar bear gnaws your leg off?

[AoTFan]

I wonder if the guy who FIRST discovered that cow's milk could be drunk was considered a pervert in his day.

Think of it, up until then, cows were probably just kept for meat and someone saw a calf nursing and was like, "Hey... that gives me an idea..." And then another guy came around the corner and was all like, "Hey, Bill, we need you over here to check on the-oh my GODS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!!" And after Bill was killed (and possibly the cow destroyed) they might have been at the campfire days or even years later and were like, "You know, I don't want to sound sick, but maybe Bill was onto something..."  

[kakihara]

well, poor Bill didnt realize that the cow was actually a bull. 

[AoTFan]

So, over-privileged, spoiled morons are claiming that racism in America is the reason they're kneeling during the National Anthem, but anyone who DOESN'T kneel gets bombarded online with racial epitaphs like being called an "Uncle Tom", "Coon" and "House (N-Word)." 

Yep, makes sense to me.

[javakoala]

So, over-privileged, spoiled morons are claiming that racism in America is the reason they're kneeling during the National Anthem, but anyone who DOESN'T kneel gets bombarded online with racial epitaphs like being called an "Uncle Tom", "Coon" and "House (N-Word)." 

Yep, makes sense to me.

When one is unhappy with oneself, why should the world be happy? We created an entire generation in which everyone was a winner, even if they were gawd-awful failures from the genetic code on up. If everybody wins, there is no sense of accomplishment. It's a great way to create emotional time bombs.

Guess what? They're starting to go off.

Fasten your seatbelts. It's gonna be a bumpy future.

[Leah]

So, over-privileged, spoiled morons are claiming that racism in America is the reason they're kneeling during the National Anthem, but anyone who DOESN'T kneel gets bombarded online with racial epitaphs like being called an "Uncle Tom", "Coon" and "House (N-Word)." 

Yep, makes sense to me.

I'm starting to hate people, losing my cool with them.

[ER]

My eight-year-old brought this home yesterday after composing it for a school poetry assignment. I think she did rather well.



I like my dog

She swims like a frog

And sometimes drinks Mt Dew

Her eyes say I love you.

Her nose is all wet

She even loves her vet

And is so cool

I don't mind her drool.

Chocolate is her name

Fetch is her game

She is eleven years

And wants to chase deers

But stops when we say

Come home to play

Then sleep in your bed

Or my bed instead

I love you dog your mine

You are totally fine.

[Alex]

I want to go round a pet shop and on any empty cages hang a sign saying "Chameleon" just to see how long people stand and stare.

[ER]

I can't believe no one here (that I saw) mentioned Stephen King's seventieth birthday last week.

[LilCerberus]

Anybody else been bothering with The Orville?
I haven't figured out what this show is about...

[LilCerberus]

RIP Hugh Hefner

[Alex]

How the hell does a three year old manage to get its hands on a real, loaded gun and shoot two other toddlers? I mean seriously what the f**k?

[AoTFan]

There are some people who think there shouldn't be TVs in prison.  That they should just get rid of them altogether.  The thing is though, that is a really, really, bad idea.  Trust me, you think prisons are bad now, just wait until you see what happens when you take away the babysitter.  People who are bored tend to find something to do.

[Alex]

I really need to get around to writing a speech for my little brothers wedding in a couple of weeks.

The problem isn't finding material to put in it, its trying to think of what things to leave out. Like the time he jumped on a police car bonnet and DX'd them after having a beer too many, or the time he was drunk and tried to steal a police van. None of these incidents are known to his mother who I am pretty sure would give him a hefty slap if she had any idea.

[ER]

There are some people who think there shouldn't be TVs in prison.  That they should just get rid of them altogether.  The thing is though, that is really, really, bad idea.  Trust me, you think prisons are bad now, just wait until you see what happens when you take away the babysitter.  People who are bored tend to find something to do.

Exactly. I used to do volunteer work for a books for prisoners organization, and I was shocked at how so many people said prisoners are in there to suffer and don't deserve books. A lot of people in this spinning blue world are idiots.