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Started by BTM, January 05, 2008, 10:12:17 PM

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Rev. Powell

A girl I only know online, who is also a self-proclaimed lesbian, is sending me drunken messages on Facebook professing to "need" me. I advised her to sleep it off.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

ER

Quote from: Rev. Powell on February 14, 2018, 07:33:01 PM
A girl I only know online, who is also a self-proclaimed lesbian, is sending me drunken messages on Facebook professing to "need" me. I advised her to sleep it off.
You're a man of steely self-restraint, Reverend Powell.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Svengoolie 3

I'm reminded of the angel vs devil scene in 'Animal house'...  :teddyr:
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

RCMerchant

Quote from: Rev. Powell on February 14, 2018, 07:33:01 PM
A girl I only know online, who is also a self-proclaimed lesbian, is sending me drunken messages on Facebook professing to "need" me. I advised her to sleep it off.

C'mon, Rev- admit it- your a closet lesbian!  :twirl:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Alex

Quote from: Rev. Powell on February 14, 2018, 07:33:01 PM
A girl I only know online, who is also a self-proclaimed lesbian, is sending me drunken messages on Facebook professing to "need" me. I advised her to sleep it off.

What will you do if she continues to message you sober though?
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

Rev. Powell

Quote from: Dark Alex on February 15, 2018, 01:34:14 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on February 14, 2018, 07:33:01 PM
A girl I only know online, who is also a self-proclaimed lesbian, is sending me drunken messages on Facebook professing to "need" me. I advised her to sleep it off.

What will you do if she continues to message you sober though?

She was embarrassed today and apologized. She didn't remember sending it.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Leah

When I went out with friends in female I'm nit sure if one of my friend's friend was into me or was drunk.
yeah no.

Svengoolie 3

If a person can be an xxxhole,  could my xxxhole be a person?
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

Svengoolie 3

If a movie and a film are the same thing,  am I going to wake up with a movie on my tongue and teeth someday?
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

ER

What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Alex

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Quote from: ER on February 16, 2018, 10:46:40 AM
I think my favorite food is cereal and milk.

Toasted cheese followed with a bowl of tomato soup for me.

And just saw what it says for the number of posts made. Right, that's it I can't make any more new posts now, I just have to edit existing ones.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

Flangepart

Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on February 16, 2018, 01:52:03 AM
If a person can be an xxxhole,  could my xxxhole be a person?
Of course...what, you've never voted?
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Svengoolie 3

Does the fact people go to prison for male fraud but not female fraud prove our legal system is sexist?
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

AoTFan


So... what does a show about people building treehouses and guys flipping boats have ANYTHING to do with animals?

Svengoolie 3

I used to be worried about monsters under my bed,  then i got a bunk bed and slept in the upper one.  Never had a problem again.

Do you think they have emojis on the planet Vulcan?

Do you think that thing chewbacca wore was actually a giant flea collar?

The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.