The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[RCMerchant]

My balls are going to implode if I keep reading stuff about the JOKER movie.
"It's just the 21938219th comic book adaptation of the year, let's make a huge deal about it!!1"

"imploding balls"! 

[ER]

It was a nice lunchtime today. It was hot so I bought a box of Klondike bars and sat and ate them with the gravediggers down in the cemetery, while they waited on a funeral.

[Svengoolie 3]

My balls are going to implode if I keep reading stuff about the JOKER movie.
"It's just the 21938219th comic book adaptation of the year, let's make a huge deal about it!!1"

If your balls implode yoiu should look for a job an an alto soprano at your local opera.

[ER]

Hanging out with my cousin from China tonight and I just found out her favorite movie of all time ever is Beetlejuice. Family is more than blood, it's also mutually recognizing a great film when you see it. 

[Rev. Powell]

Everywhere I go on the web, I am being served ads for plus-sized women's fashion. Either the algorithm is seriously f'ed or someone's sneaking into my house at night and shopping on my computer.

[Svengoolie 3]

Everywhere I go on the web, I am being served ads for plus-sized women's fashion. Either the algorithm is seriously f'ed or someone's sneaking into my house at night and shopping on my computer.

You might have a hidden split personality that is actually a transvestite that  takes over your body while you're asleep and uses your compuer to look up women's clothing.

[Trevor]

Everywhere I go on the web, I am being served ads for plus-sized women's fashion. Either the algorithm is seriously f'ed or someone's sneaking into my house at night and shopping on my computer.

* Trevor looks away, embarrassed at getting busted *  

[Leah]

The Saints-Rams game today was complete dogs**t. Seriously, it seems like the refs were told to f**k over the Saints over the response to the No Call and the fallout from that.
If the same s**t happened in Jerruh's World then Jerruh would have many people doing an investigation on game rigging.

[Leah]

How does an entry position for a job that requires 12-20 years of experience make any damn sense?

[LilCerberus]

How does an entry position for a job that requires 12-20 years of experience make any damn sense?

IKR

[ER]

My cousin is the father of a baby who'll be born next March, and today he showed me a form from the obstetrician's office that read: "Is this your first child? Is so, please list all previous children."

[ER]

Ever wonder why The Princess Bride ends with everyone riding away and it doesn't show them arriving safely at Westley's ship? I've always suspected it's because Prince Humperdinck's forces caught them.

Wouldn't have been pretty.

[Leah]

Ever wonder why The Princess Bride ends with everyone riding away and it doesn't show them arriving safely at Westley's ship? I've always suspected it's because Prince Humperdinck's forces caught them.

Wouldn't have been pretty.

That's how the story ends in the book

[Alex]

Inconceivable.

[Allhallowsday]

Yet, conceived.