THE END OF THE WORLD APPROACHES!!!

[Patient7]

Okay, in this day and age, with scientists mucking about and many people just TRYING to p**s God off.  I have decided to begin this discussion board which speaks of our predictions on this potential doom, and what we can do to survive it.

To begin scientists messing about with creating bacteria from scratch.  Could this lead to a blob kind of ending.  Maybe zombies or mutants.  Come on everyone what are we going to do? 

[Derf]

Okay, in this day and age, with scientists mucking about and many people just TRYING to p**s God off.  I have decided to begin this discussion board which speaks of our predictions on this potential doom, and what we can do to survive it.

To begin scientists messing about with creating bacteria from scratch.  Could this lead to a blob kind of ending.  Maybe zombies or mutants.  Come on everyone what are we going to do? 

I think I'll start by investing in a shotgun, a lawnmower, a bomb shelter, and some C-Rations. And maybe start making some napalm.  We do seem to be forming our own b-movie, probably post-apocalyptic society, don't we?

[Killer Bees]

Worst case scenario:  I Am Legend

Best case scenario:  Bird flu arrives and whilst services (water, power) are still operating, people have to be quarantined.

I've already started.  Every time I go grocery shopping, I buy a little extra to be put away.  Eventually I'll have stuff like Robert Neville (generator, water purifier, arsenal), but that is a long way off and I honestly don't think bird flu will make people into zombies.  That's already happened - it's called "popular culture".   

Seriously though, it's quite difficult to buy guns in this country, so that will be a last resort defence for us.  For now, just stock piling non perishable food will be enough.  If nothing happens in six months time, I'll use the food up and start buying again.

[RCMerchant]

 I'm gonna sit on the roof of my house and  drop LSD. With my shotgun. and a CD player playing the RAMONES 'Howling at the Moon'. In my underpants. 

I can hardly wait! 

[Derf]

I'm gonna sit on the roof of my house and  drop LSD. With my shotgun. and a CD player playing the RAMONES 'Howling at the Moon'. In my underpants. 

I can hardly wait! 

You're going to put a CD player in your underpants??? Trevor may be contacting you shortly to see about copying this technology...

[Patient7]

Personally, baseball bat, 9 iron, a small sledgehammer, and a silenced pistol for emergencies, take myself out and go nuts on the threat.

[frank]

I'm gonna sit on the roof of my house and  drop LSD. With my shotgun. and a CD player playing the RAMONES 'Howling at the Moon'. In my underpants. 

I can hardly wait! 

I'd like to see a post-apocalytic movie with a society of people sitting on their roofs in their underpants. Decently shot this would be an awsome scene of the end of the movie (or the beginning)...

[Killer Bees]

I'm gonna sit on the roof of my house and  drop LSD. With my shotgun. and a CD player playing the RAMONES 'Howling at the Moon'. In my underpants. 

I can hardly wait! 

I'd like to see a post-apocalytic movie with a society of people sitting on their roofs in their underpants. Decently shot this would be an awsome scene of the end of the movie (or the beginning)...

Hopefully the undies will be clean.  There's nothing worse than facing the end of the world with skiddies in your undies                        

[soylentgreen]

This came up in another forum recently so I kind of had an answer already.

Assuming I survived the initial catastrophe, I'd widdle some weaponery, cultivate some fresh nightshade, grab my jews harp and set out across the wasteland on I-80 West, tin pan on my head.  After walking hundreds upon hundreds of miles, disturbing dreams and much soul steeling, I'd be ready for my ultimate showdown in Vegas with the twin gorgons, Michelle Malkin and Anne Coulter! (as clearly such vile roaches would survive whatever cataclysm could befall us.)  All while quoting Dennis Hopper in TEXAS CHAINSAW 2..."I'm the Lord of the Harvest!"

On the way back, I'll find the spot where Larry Clark has set up his own version of LOGAN'S RUN where once you hit the end of puberty-you're out!, plant myself in the local abandoned state library, let my whiskers grow and raise stray cats so I'll be ready when curious twenty-something refugees stumble across me in all my mystical, pre-doomsday wisdom.



Or I'll be vaporized instantly by the shoddy ICBM that overshoots Jersey's industrial bayway!

[Patient7]

My end of the world board isn't going down without a fight.

Now what would we do if the whole planet went all Jericho on us.



I don't watch the show but my Dad does so I have a vauge idea on what's going on.

[Dennis]

My wife and I have given this a lot of thought and we've decided to join RC on his roof, we would bring our beagles along, they can help with the "Howling at the Moon" part, probably wear clothes though, I understand it can get cold in his part of the country.

[Killer Bees]

My end of the world board isn't going down without a fight.

Now what would we do if the whole planet went all Jericho on us.



I don't watch the show but my Dad does so I have a vauge idea on what's going on.

We'd probably be flash fried in the blast.  Isn't Jericho about nuclear war?  I'd rather go in an instant than have to survive nuclear winter.

[zbranigan]

We'd probably be flash fried in the blast.  Isn't Jericho about nuclear war?  I'd rather go in an instant than have to survive nuclear winter.

i've seen the movies! the radiation will give me some new awesome ability(jumping, telekinesis etc etc)!! not rip me apart at the cellular level like 'science' says, lol

[Patient7]

We'd probably be flash fried in the blast.  Isn't Jericho about nuclear war?  I'd rather go in an instant than have to survive nuclear winter.

i've seen the movies! the radiation will give me some new awesome ability(jumping, telekinesis etc etc)!! not rip me apart at the cellular level like 'science' says, lol

Okay, just for saying that a nuclear blast will give you superpowers gives you karma.

[Killer Bees]

I already have superpowers!

I can withstand the full onslaught of a daily army of morons, moutbreathers and imbeciles and STILL walk away my amazing logic and intellect in tact.

Ta da!