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7 Most Easily Escapeable Movie Monsters

Started by lester1/2jr, January 31, 2008, 11:27:10 AM

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odinn7

That is a funny list...especially his descriptions. I don't agree with much on the list but I took it for what it was and it made me laugh.
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You're not the Devil...You're practice.

Andrew

There are plenty of monsters that are much easier to avoid.  The Creeping Terror, The Beast of Yucca Flats, and Ro-Man (along with a number of others) can be avoided by someone walking. 

Not to mention all the carnivorous plants that require people to bump into the plant so that the deadly flora can grab them.
Andrew Borntreger
Badmovies.org

Oldskool138

He learned almost too late that man is a feeling creature... and because of it, the greatest in the universe........
-Dr. Paul Nelson (Peter Graves)

That gum you like is going to come back in style.
-The Man from Another Place

peter johnson

You could lie down and have a nap whilst the Creeping Terror tried to take a bite out of you . . .
Most shambling zombies don't seem difficult to avoid, but I guess it's all in where you are when you first notice them shambling --
As long as you have a nice stick and or a buscuit handy, I suppose anyone could avoid harrassment by a Killer Shrew . . .
peter johnson/denny astrozombie
I have no idea what this means.

LilCerberus

I was always a little disappointed with that episode of Doctor Who in which it was revealed that deleks weren't inhibited by a flight of stairs.
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

KYGOTC

Id Say Jason, because he always walks at a steady pace. Also, he can be easily avoided by not visiting Camp cRYSTAL LAKE, but i guess some people arnt that smart.
"I'm a man too, you know! I go pee-pee standing up!"

Rev. Powell

First thought... THE CREEPING TERROR.  (Second thought: THE CREEPING TERROR).

Here is a helpful clip that demonstrates some DOs and DONT's if you find yourself facing this alien critter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP_cLwOz4zo

DO:  Stand up and back away.  No need to hurry about it, just get it done

DON'T: Lie there screaming and waiting... waiting... waiting... waiting for it to eventually make it's way to your location.   

DON'T: Helpfully climb inside its mouth if it actually reaches you by some miracle.

DON'T:  Worry about leaving your girlfriend behinf.  If she's too slow or stupid to escape this creature, chances are she would have given birth to slow, stupid offspring who would be goners when Creeping Terrors infest this sector of the galaxy.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Derf

Howabout:

Triffids. They're plants. Try Roundup herbicide.

Monolith Monsters. They're rocks. I think even Stephen Hawking could outrun a rock. And I apologize for the tackiness of that remark.

Bride of the Monster octopus: Don't throw yourself on top of it, wrap its tentacles around you, and scream and flail around. If you follow this advice, you'll be pretty safe from this terror.
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

RCMerchant

 Where's the Mummy?!?!? I mean...the guy can barely freakin walk...!!!! Just kinda shambles along...people just back into walls and stuff...waitin' for the old geezer to strangle them with his thousand year old mitt...

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL8ruJ0kEB4...he was real creepy looking though...!
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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peter johnson

Ahh!  BUT! . . .
Remember that the Triffids only became active after everyone was made blind by the Comet around them!
Even a houseplant can sneak up on a recently blinded hysterical flappy person!
peter blind/denny flappy
I have no idea what this means.

Oldskool138

Got another one:

The Lost Skeleton of Cadavera...and the mutant.   :teddyr:
He learned almost too late that man is a feeling creature... and because of it, the greatest in the universe........
-Dr. Paul Nelson (Peter Graves)

That gum you like is going to come back in style.
-The Man from Another Place

akiratubo

Leatherface was actually pretty hard to get away from ...
Kneel before Dr. Hell, the ruler of this world!

Dr. Whom

The Tabanga (or some similar spelling) in From Hell it Came. Another monster you can walk away from. Backwards. As demonstrated by the witch doctor.
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

Jack

The creature in Hybrid was pretty slow.  It basically stood in the shadows and if you were stupid enough to walk right into it without seeing it, it would grab you.
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho