Bubble-butts

[trekgeezer]

"New Super Bubble gum caused some surprising results during testing when some participants swallowed."

[Shadow]

Number Six stumbles upon the Village's Rover quality assurance department.

[Texdar]

The support group for sufferers of severe hemorrhoids always ended with a cheer.

[Hollis]

 the ant-humans transport the Queen's eggs using their adhesive rears.

[AndyC]

"With Poolates, you too will develop the bowel strength to inflate a hot water bottle with your flatulence. That takes 600 pounds of pressure. But wait, there's more!"

[Mr. DS]

When ad placement for Wrigley's gum goes a bit to far on The Biggest Loser.

[Justy]

From the creaters of The Abmaster & The Thigh Master... we give you the Butt Master.

[AndyC]

"OK, so now it's nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarhea, and passing a beachball"

[TheDope]

ANNOUNCER - We've secretly placed pins in the seat of one these aerobicizers.  Let's watch the fun, shall we?

[Terf]

Announcer: And now we've secretly added super glue to each contestant's ass. Let's see them try to get outta this one!

[Jack]

By the year 2013, methane emissions in the atmosphere will have been reduced by 50%.

[Goji_girl]

Once we contribute enough gas into these balls, we will create the first car run on human gas! ... and if that doesn't work, we'll blow them up in George Bush's house.

[retrorussell]

Peter Cottontail has HUMAN relatives???

[Leah]

umm, why do these ladies have ball sacks on their butts?

[paula]

it's all about ball size... isn't it?