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Mortal Envelope

February 01, 2008, 05:58:06 PM

John: "I said NO. WIRE. HANGERS!"

indianasmith

#1
February 01, 2008, 06:17:18 PM
"I'll show you conservative, PUNK!!!!!!!"
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Mr_Vindictive

#2
February 01, 2008, 06:22:39 PM
"Sadly the Mcain5000 robot fell apart under pressure."
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"The greatest medicine in the world is human laughter. And the worst medicine is zombie laughter." -- Jack Handey

A bald man named Savalas visited me last night in a dream.  I think it was a Telly vision.

Hollis

#3
February 01, 2008, 06:51:04 PM
Funny.
"If you break it down, movie magic is just a bunch of people moving s**t."

Flangepart

#4
February 02, 2008, 11:13:53 AM
I...NEED...MORE...BRAN!
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Wortcov

#5
February 02, 2008, 03:58:29 PM
yarr, shiver my timmber

AndyC

#6
February 02, 2008, 04:12:37 PM
"Damn this grapefruit!"
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

TheDope

#7
February 02, 2008, 07:19:35 PM


Hey kids!  Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?!!


TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.

Yaddo 42

#8
February 03, 2008, 01:25:25 AM
CAN'T.....LET.....THESE...DENTURES....FALL...OUT....IN.....FRONT....OF....THE....CAMERAS!!!!!!!
blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....

BlackAngel75

#9
February 03, 2008, 03:15:08 AM
OWWW!!  Damn Romney, I said no teeth!!!

or

AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!  Prepa-ration...H...isn't...work-ing....
We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast

Texdar

#10
February 03, 2008, 02:57:28 PM
I yam what I yam!
I bent my wookie!

Joe the Destroyer

#11
February 03, 2008, 11:13:22 PM
STOOL... SOFTENER... FAILING...

Justy

#12
February 08, 2008, 09:03:33 AM



Captain Queeg: "WHERE'S MY STRAWBERRIES!!"
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"Hey that's great, but who're the Chefs?"
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Inferno

#13
February 10, 2008, 11:27:50 AM
"Yarr.....so there I was, makin me way back ta port with the day's catch. When all 'a sudden I sees me a giant squid off the port bow!"

AndyC

#14
February 13, 2008, 04:22:44 PM
"Thanks for delivering these copies of Juggs. They'll keep me crew from resorting to homosexuality....for about ten minutes!"
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."
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