Oompa Loompas

[TheDope]

In a shocking move today, the foreign country of Oompa Loompa declared war on the rest of the world and took their first hostage.  No ransom demand has yet been made.  More details to come.

[Sister Grace]

When several midgets made an attempt at bleaching facial hair, the directions on the box were sadly misconstrued...

[Patient7]

This is what happens when people say Oompa Loompas are creepy

[Rev. Powell]

Allhallowsday felt just a little out of place at his high school reunion.

[The Dungeonmaster]

Workers take a break from their day-to-day to show life isn't all bad in the sweatshop.

[soundtransit]

All efforts to clone George Hamilton have somehow gone awry.

[KYGOTC]

Allhallowsday felt just a little out of place at his high school reunion.

HAHAHA! Oh, you get karma for that!

[KYGOTC]

Wonka excluded, these guys remind me of the the girls I went to high school with. Or at least their skin does.

[fremontflyer]

Why yes, officer, all of my exploited workers..er..friends here are documented, and quite happy with their working conditions, can't you tell by their smiling faces?

[Patient7]

If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, Wonka.  We prefer, "little people."

[Mr. DS]

Willy Wonka finally realized he needed to install another bathroom in the Chocolate Factory. 

[Terf]

Gene Wilder: "Guys, I'm feeling a little claustrophobic..."

OLs: "Dude, at least you can reach the jars on the top shelf. Shake it off!"

OR

Oopma Loompas + beer-chugging contests = Chubbawumbas! (Okay, Family Guy moment based off the "Tubthumper song  )

[AndyC]

The Fundamentalist Midget Church of Omaha presents a tribute to Billy Graham.

[Hollis]

Okay, this isn't a quote, but does anyone else notice the expression on the on to the far left?  Am I the only one who finds that look very disturbing?

[Flangepart]

And for my next trick, I'll put all these guys back in the clown car, and bungee it off the roof of the astrodome!