monsters on movies

[kyle farrell]

python is cool,the scene were tommy gets eating by the python and lake placid 2 the hunter gets his head ripped off.in shock wave the solider gets cut off by the robots                             ,movie is no good said bad movies.org

[RCMerchant]

python is cool,the scene were tommy gets eating by the python and lake placid 2 the hunter gets his head ripped off.in shock wave the solider gets cut off by the robots                             ,movie is no good said bad movies.org

 

Did I miss something here?

[Jordan]

I guess President Bush's "No Child Left Behind" program has finally reached the Badmovies.Org Forums.

[SynapticBoomstick]

I think they mean "what's your favorite movie monster attack."

[Joe]

eh leave em alone the o key is right next to the i key.

[WingedSerpent]

I think the idea is that your pretending to be the monster, and your commenting on a movie

For example

Me Rhedasururs-see Titanic-ship hit iceberg.  Make it easier for me to get humans. MMMM...people on ice

[TheDope]

Oh?  Well, in that case....

GAMERA - No like Terms of Endearment.  No like schmaltz.  Me think Shirley MacLaine overrated.  Like Kenny...Kennyyyyyyyy....

[CoreyHeldpen]

PUMPKINHEAD

I tried to tell Sci-Fi to just let me show up on the set and act scary like I did for the first two movies in Ashes To Ashes, but NOOOOO, they just had to replace me with a buff, p**sed-off CG stick figure meant to resemble me. Its hard for actors to be scared of a monster chasing them when there isn't actually a monster chasing them. Thankfully we took the tried-and-true approach for Blood Fued.

And what about Rawhead flipping Rex? What an amatuer! No class, no style, just rip and tear, rip and tear. Oh sure, he's creppy-looking and still scares people to this day, but when you get right down to it, his technique sucks.

CLOVERFIELD MONSTER

And you all thought I was Godzilla! OH SNAP! I'm not Cthulu either, I'm.... Wait, what the hell am I? JJ? Lil' help here?

(This is fun!  )

[indianasmith]

GODZILLA:  "Man, I am so SICK of Japanese food!"

[RCMerchant]

Hey...I really AM Bela Lugosi...and I really do make comments on movies all the time. It took some time...but I've mastered the English language pretty good now.

Now SPELLING it is different...words like 'probaley' er...probaley...DAMMIT! 

Anyway...Karloff was good at Frankenstein...but if I had taken the part the shmuck wouldv'e had a carrear of doing bit parts in gangster films (like Abe Vigoda) or driving truck. He coulda thrown some work my way when I got stuck doing crap with scum like the Bowery Boys at Monogram! I woulda been GREAT in BRIDE of FRANKENSTEIN as Dr.Prehistorous...noooooo...I get stuck playing straight man to Martin and Lewis imatators! MEH!

[peter johnson]

NOSFERATU

You know what drives me batty?  Drycleaning!  I can't find a place that doesn't ruin everything I take in -- and have you ever tried to replace a 14th Century wardrobe?  You can't find a damn thing these days!!
Current vampires?  Too feral for my liking.  The young have lost touch with the etherial quality we used to have.  The Undead should be spectral & ghostly, not shrieking lunatics or predators on speed!