Super Powers

[raj]

If I could have only one superpower it would be flight.  Great way to score with the chicks.

And it would sure be a lot easier to fly around town than drive.

[Patient7]

There is a thread about Tailgating in which Shadow asked for a fusion of that one and this one so for you Mr. Shadow, here's a link to set up some kind of erethreal pathway between dimensions, which would be a good ability.

http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,118072.0.html

[Shadow]

Ha!!

I was just kidding, though a part me wishes I could pull a tailgater out of his car, squeeze the car into the size of a box and then drop kick it into the ocean.

[Patient7]

Ha!!

I was just kidding, though a part me wishes I could pull a tailgater out of his car, squeeze the car into the size of a box and then drop kick it into the ocean.

Nice work, I would enjoy seeing that happen.

[Derf]

I could go with invisibility, since I'm halfway there already  . Invulnerability would be nice, too. Flight? Not unless I also had invulnerability (it's not the fall that kills you; it's that sudden stop at the end).

I might go for something like the ability to control my age: I'd be able to live as long as I wanted to, experience all stages of life, and then pretty much stay at whatever age I deemed best for as long as I wanted to, changing whenever I deemed it necessary. I wouldn't want immortality, because humanity can get pretty boring, and if I just continued aging, what would I look like in a thousand years? Eternal youth isn't necessarily the way to go, either; sometimes, you need to be old.

Either that, or something similar to Patient7. Instead of stopping time (which would be cool), I'd settle for being a butt ventriloquist: the ability to throw your farts (complete with odor, of course). That way, you'd have someone to blame when you let loose with a huge ripper--the prim little neatnik on the other side of the room. Or you could throw one so that it came out of the mouth of some politician  . Okay, I'm getting gross again; I'll stop and go back into invisibility...

[KYGOTC]

I could go with invisibility, since I'm halfway there already  .

Kinda like the Phantom Limb from the Ventue Bros.?

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

Teleportation, anywhere in the world. 
-Ed