Return of Living Dead 2

Texdar · February 20, 2008, 11:21:23 AM

Oh God, that feels sooooo good!

Flangepart · February 20, 2008, 11:25:53 AM

Dead-tel floss? Don't mind if I chew...

AnubisVonMojo · February 20, 2008, 11:51:18 AM

Good thing he tried out his new "Undead Love Head" on his finger first. Must've gotten a defective one by mistake...

Inferno · February 20, 2008, 03:08:31 PM

NO GRANDPA! THATS NOT A TOY! IT'S MY NEW "ZOMBIE HEAD PENCIL SHARPENER!"

Mr. DS · February 20, 2008, 08:22:03 PM

"Honey, get downstairs NOW! Your mother is acting up again and it involves her dentures this time."

TheDope · February 20, 2008, 09:49:50 PM

EWWWG!! Nail biting - GROSS!!

SynapticBoomstick · February 21, 2008, 05:09:45 PM

"Back off nice and easy or I blow her away!"

Alex Undead · February 22, 2008, 03:02:57 AM

Taking the term "finger foods" just a little too far.

And if that wasn't corny enough for ya:

Why, yes I would like a hand sawndwich

AndyC · March 06, 2008, 07:14:42 AM

When Kevin Bacon attacks!

Jay the Magnificent · March 06, 2008, 08:18:26 PM

when sex toys go bad.....

Terf · March 07, 2008, 02:41:47 PM

Sadly, as he got older, Stephen Segal didn't retain the quick fighting skills he was known for in the past. Now even a severed manniquen had could kick his ass!

Count Ratfink · March 22, 2010, 12:11:36 AM

Give me the money or the Halloween mask gets it!

retrorussell · March 22, 2010, 03:16:19 AM

Quote from: Texdar on February 20, 2008, 11:21:23 AM

YEOUCH!!! Sure glad I decided against sticking my d*ck in there!

Leah · March 24, 2010, 09:53:14 PM

another reason why you should not mess with a zombie's head